Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said, "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
It's the most wonderful time of the year
Today, I was in a car accident while driving to my brother's school to drop off some documents that he had to bring in, and forgot at home. While not even driving at 20 km/h, I started drifting on an icy spot. I hit a road sign and my car fell into a ditch. I probably have a concussion. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. The other driver was going so fast that when we hit, our cars positioned themselves to make it look like it was all my fault. He keeps blaming me for everything and the position of the cars doesn't help. FML
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
What are the odds?
Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML
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zolltf 4
you shouldn't drive if you can't pay attention
moshmosh 0
I agree your life sucks. not because you got in a accident , but for the fact that your mom dropped you on the head when you were a baby and you became a complete abnormal retard for thinking your in space via dust ... o_O
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Comments (158)
jess6blondie9 3
Haha lay off the crack buddy.
taylorrswift 0
Sounds like you have an exciting life..
taylorrswift 0
Sounds like you have an exciting life..
doublewide420 0
how do you even see a floating speck of dust..You may have eye floaters,its a medical condition, go to an optometrist.
Kiyoha 0
HAHHAHAAHAAHA I think I love you, OP, you made me LOL. Who the heck thinks of being in space when they see a spec of dust? I hope the person you crashed into didn't get hurt.
TheNewGuy03 29
...try daydreaming about driving next time. if there is one... |the kid|
Helloiloveyou199_fml 0
ydi.
DRock525 0
that's awesome
saleha97 4
your ufo crashed (:
Arschloch04 0
You shouldn't space out like that OP. You could have killed someone and wound up in jail hoping Uranus wouldn't be probed.