moxy
Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
prettyinpurple
United States
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
KobraKommander
France
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
cupcakelady127
United States
Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said, "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML
LilaTheGreat
Boyd, United States
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
Demona666
It's the most wonderful time of the year
Today, I was in a car accident while driving to my brother's school to drop off some documents that he had to bring in, and forgot at home. While not even driving at 20 km/h, I started drifting on an icy spot. I hit a road sign and my car fell into a ditch. I probably have a concussion. FML
Anon
Toledo, United States
Today, I got into a car accident. The other driver was going so fast that when we hit, our cars positioned themselves to make it look like it was all my fault. He keeps blaming me for everything and the position of the cars doesn't help. FML
munchkin
France
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
calling_while_driving
United States
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
ttsutaoka
United States
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
Anonymous
Warners Bay, Australia
What are the odds?
Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML
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zolltf 4
you shouldn't drive if you can't pay attention
moshmosh 0
I agree your life sucks. not because you got in a accident , but for the fact that your mom dropped you on the head when you were a baby and you became a complete abnormal retard for thinking your in space via dust ... o_O
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xgetxbentx 13
ydi, go get evaluated for A.D.D
LouderThanEver 0
Were you on "Salvia"? aha.
SayPlease 0
FML? more like MLIA. Not saying that it was an appropriate thing to do whilst operating a vehicle but it is kinda cool that you're a creative person. Just maybe next time you do something like this, make sure you're not driving or putting others lives in danger. Constructive criticism, people.
FilthyJeepGirl 1
got weed?
KiNGDuBBz 0
Ppl like you shouldn't have drivers license'
underpaid011 0
you should sell your car and ride the short bus. before you run someone over.
myalleyway 9
do not make fun of metally challenged people like this. and stop being so hateful. so they made a mistake and learne from it? havent you made a mistake?
cherry72 13
I vote your license should be revoked... who's with me? scares me to think there are other people driving out there on the same roads as me that are like you. please park the until u can come back to reality and pay attention to your driving.
venusvsmars 2
kudos for bein zooted but eyes on the road captain
ndm777 0
Dumb ass.
mav3rick91 0
Drugs are bad