moxy
Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
prettyinpurple
United States
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
KobraKommander
France
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
cupcakelady127
United States
Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said, "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML
LilaTheGreat
Boyd, United States
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
Demona666
It's the most wonderful time of the year
Today, I was in a car accident while driving to my brother's school to drop off some documents that he had to bring in, and forgot at home. While not even driving at 20 km/h, I started drifting on an icy spot. I hit a road sign and my car fell into a ditch. I probably have a concussion. FML
Anon
Toledo, United States
Today, I got into a car accident. The other driver was going so fast that when we hit, our cars positioned themselves to make it look like it was all my fault. He keeps blaming me for everything and the position of the cars doesn't help. FML
munchkin
France
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
calling_while_driving
United States
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
ttsutaoka
United States
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
Anonymous
Warners Bay, Australia
What are the odds?
Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML
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zolltf 4
you shouldn't drive if you can't pay attention
moshmosh 0
I agree your life sucks. not because you got in a accident , but for the fact that your mom dropped you on the head when you were a baby and you became a complete abnormal retard for thinking your in space via dust ... o_O
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zolltf 4
you shouldn't drive if you can't pay attention
DjeePee 25
Indeed. Why the hell are you driving? Imagine that you hit someone because 'you were pretending to be in space'.
KingDingALing 9
In addition to that, imagine the explanation that the OP would have given to the person he (or she) crashed in to. Victim: Dude! How the **** did you crash into my car?! OP: ...Um... Victim: Answer the question, ********! OP: ...I was pretending to be in space... Victim: *Kicks OP in the crotch*
KingDingALing 9
In addition to that, imagine the explanation that the OP would have given to the person he (or she) crashed in to. Victim: Dude! How the **** did you crash into my car?! OP: ...Um... Victim: Answer the question, ********! OP: ...I was pretending to be in space... Victim: *Kicks OP in the crotch*
breakofdawn1 0
that's kinda funny
iliveinthesky_fml 0
Must have been that kush or Maui wowie
whatup360 1
actually marijuana tends to make the driver more cautious, compared to other drugs.. never got in a car accident , 4 years of driving high
boyguydudemalema 0
63, 4 years of pretending to be in space ? man, you must be the best space cadet in history!! jk
port5 0
get a life bitch, you aren't getting any sympathy, it's like if someone was qqing about getting into an accident cause they were texting and drinking a beer
Doomire 0
win win win I loled so hard
bezach 0
houston we have an alchohal problem.
z620 0
You also shouldn't drive if your on shrooms...
TheAwkHawk 14
#119 **** you asshole. It's called an accident. You should know. You are one.
Kamon97 23
Exactly... It's retards like OP that make driving insurance overpriced...
nlm92 15
171 OP doesn't know the meaning of space
Bathory_fml 0
You being a dumbass is not an FML. :|
wellinever 5
You shouldn't be allowed to drive on any planet where there are human beings.
Epic_Phale615 0
Or anything living. Lets drop him on mars and continue the voyage for new life :P.
katiechap8 0
aww :/
lmBrown 0
op is on shrooms . nuff said
daaron 3
um dude how did u say you got your drivers ID again DMV Dumb Motor Vechiles
keegan23 4
Wow...
mzjane 0
FYL because there must not be anything interesting going on in it for you to daydream like that.
ryu7 0
agreed
DU0 0
Don't understand how this is a FML. YDI for being an idiot. :l
johnsese 0
WoooooooooooW.
sweet_candy_ 17
You can do that on your own time. NOT when you're driving ydi op.
deputy_g 5
I pretend the emergency brake handle is a gun and pretend to shoot the cars infront...but them again im in the passenger seat not driving
sweet_candy_ 17
That's because you're weird.
deputy_g 5
Yes I am a tad weird lol
kikibisweet 0
Ydi. You shouldt get behind the wheel of a vehicle. Ever.
ydi_4_suking 20
Haha done that too but within a second of my day dream starting I go back to focusing on driving
razeleet 0
YDI because you were day dreaming about being in space and not something a little more interesting. It would have been different if you were day dreaming about sex or something O_o
LyricaSilvan 30
Yes, because it's totally about what he was daydreaming, not the fact that he was daydreaming while driving and could have hurt someone. Good job, 23.