Today, I got into a car accident. The car I hit belongs to my girlfriend's father. We never met before. He strongly believes in "first impressions." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. I recognized him. He's the guy that broke into my car and stole my backpack two weeks ago. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I was going to meet up with my boyfriend's mother to watch his swim meet with her. On my way to the high school, I got in a car accident. The person driving the other car was his mother. FML
Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML
Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML
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davelociraptor 0
FAKE, corn dogs weren't invented until the late 19th ( early 20th?) century.
cadian_munkey 1
That is definately quite a first impression! I guess as long as u dealt with it right & u weren't being a hoon @ the time it should be fine- everyone has accidents. Just deal with it the right way:)
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Comments (43)
Fett 0
how does your girlfriends father feel about her being a lesbian?
BeeSkwaird 0
And that's why I don't believe in "first impressions." They're rarely very telling!
BLNovelist 0
I can't really say FYL or YDI without knowing who caused the accident and how you responded - if it was you and/or you acted like a bitch about it, YDI. If it was him and/or you acted very good about it, FYL.
dramakat11 0
It's very illogical to judge someone based on a first impression.
leaper66 12
If the whole human race dictated their action by what is and is not logical, we'd have a very different world. Wouldn't we? But clearly that's not the case.
ithedarkknight 0
I'm just guessing but I'm thinking the car crash was your fault. Maybe if you were paying attention you wouldn't be in this little predicament you got yourself into.
SpitFyre 0
The way this FML is worded, it sounds like the accident was your fault. In which case, I'd be inclined to say YDI.
TheTragicReturn 0
I don't understand why people are questioning who caused the accident. The OP said "The car I hit..."
DameGreyWulf 1
FYL for the coincidence, but YDI for not being more careful. Unless there was more to the accident than is able to be told (ex: someone hit you, then you hit him, or something like that)
nylmak 0
you probably won her dad over...lol
IrishHero12 0
Your screwed