Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
Today, I had my first accident in 5 years of driving. I clipped a Ford Fiesta, mirror to mirror. His mirror is totally destroyed. Mine is fine. I was so stressed afterwards that I reversed straight into another car. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML
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Top comments
fortune789 17
At least you didn't get hit by a parked car.
CammyGal 26
Go big or go home? Good luck OP.
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Comments (67)
fortune789 17
At least you didn't get hit by a parked car.
Welshite 40
Yeah, most of my parked car accidents act out like Ninja Car. Every time I look away that darned car comes a little closer until it pounces! It's both adorable and irritating.
zandalee 20
#1 is your car called Christine by an chance? If you just gasped in shock that I should know this, trust me when I tell you that you really need to walk away from your car! No, actually just run like a Mofo!!
cryssycakesx3 23
#22, uh, what...?
fortune789 17
My jeep doesn't have a name. And why would I name a jeep Christine?
thepersephone666 11
The book by Stephen King.. . duh
zandalee 20
Thankyou! I must be showing my age if there is only one other person who has heard of Christine by Stephen King. Epic story about an evil car.
crazytwinsmom 25
I've read it and seen the movie.
zandalee 20
Me too. Copious times. Love Stephen king.
incoherentrmblr 22
Congratulations! Sorry for your accident...
CammyGal 26
Go big or go home? Good luck OP.
LexieIsMe 9
At least no one got hurt!
JoshTheTacoMan 19
He may not have, but his pride sure as hell did.
MrGymnastic 12
hit a worked car...clearly OPINION was a girl.
botanistjessica 24
Statistically men have more car accidents than women. Source: my mom, insurance agent
_kyleG_ 34
Hopefully you have good insurance! (You certainly pay enough for it as a new driver)
chinaski7628 32
For the record, OP didn't say he was a new driver, just that he had his first accident. I had been driving 16 years before I had my first accident. Either way, what an absurd way to ruin a perfect record :)
cryssycakesx3 23
I don't think Allstate is on OP's side...
JBChristian 47
No worries, Nation Wide is on their side
XCrazyMofo2010X 17
It was just a wrong place at the wrong time. Just explain if the owner goes berserk.
1234ideclare 7
or poor driving skills.
onlychildFTW 34
And poor door opening skills. I really can't understand how people dent other cars with doors. Is the car you hit have a light emitting polymer??
Paco_el_Taco 17
Not the end of the world. Everyone has an "Oh ****!" day once in a while.
dankeykong 12
This, exactly. You learn from your mistakes. Maybe the crash was unavoidable, but now you'll always be more careful with your car doors. :)
cakefete2 31
"Maybe the crash was unavoidable"? Really?! I bet that parked car came out of nowhere. It probably didn't even signal.
Bekll 31
#30, it could happen. After I parked in a last spot another driver parked their car at an angle next to mine. It was almost impossible to back out without hitting that car. There are some odd situations like this where hitting a parked car could certainly happen.
LuluRichards 20
At least no one was hurt, it was good of you to try and give her your information even if it backfired. But like they say 'No good deed goes unpunished'.
LoganMatthewS 4
No bad deed goes without cake
LuluRichards 20
Mmm cake...
Peacelove0404 26
The positive thing is that no one got hurt! Everyone has a first car accident - you've gotten yours out of the way. Hopefully the owner was understanding
Vahex 19
Some people never get into car accidents you know..,
Peacelove0404 26
True, I shouldn't have said everyone. But generally, most people do get into at least one accident.
worldclassrager 41
Bad luck Brian...
JBChristian 47
Bad luck 11.
mannatee 19
It's not your fault she decided to be in front of your door