Today, my girlfriend agreed to doing it doggy style. During it all, I pulled on her hair. I guess I pulled too hard, because when I let go, her face smacked straight into the bedside table. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend was getting up to leave and I, trying to be romantic, got up behind her and tried to swing her back down onto the bed and kiss her simultaneously, misjudged the distance and threw her into the wall, her head then bounced off the wall and into my forehead, spraining her nose. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm, she tore out a clump of my hair, causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said, "Ah shut it, ya little bitch." FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend oral, and he got so into it that he grabbed my hair. Just as he was about to climax, he pulled my hair so hard that my extensions came out. I jerked back and hit my head on the wall behind me. He then came in my hair. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had gotten tipsy and found ourselves in the bedroom. We started to fool around and she leaned over to put her watch on the nightstand. I tried to undo her bra, which surprised her, because she elbowed me in the nose so hard that I ended up passing out from the pain. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I took a nap on my couch. She used my arm as a pillow, and everything was pretty peaceful, until she moved over and practically dislocated my shoulder. My screams of pain woke her, which was apparently an "asshole move" on my part. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
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Top comments
goldfishgod 20
Down, boy.
Randuhh_17 4
Should've had a v8...
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Comments (184)
MoBam 0
Hopefully this did not distract you from finishing the job...
enonymous 9
I prefer my dead sex position with real dead people. Otherwise It's just fake
MyMilkShake2Yard 0
What's so special about doggy style that she had to agree on it... Unless anal was involved.
TurdTickler4eva 0
I agree with 6 now gimme my thumbs down bitches
unitedfan11 0
Damn you were trying to ride her like a horse!!
JustinComments 3
I don't know what your complaining about, It wasn't your head that got smacked against the bedside table.
StopDropNRoll 11
Doggy style is very special. If you have tried it you know! ^^ At least that's my opinion
AsianCookie247 14
You, OP, are a ********. Be aware of your surroundings if you're planning on being that rough, especially with a woman.
firefail1031 0
Please 107, it doesn't matter how hard you pull someone's hair. No one has a rubber band for a neck. Once you let go that person has full control of their own head. Quit being an asshat
mr_torch91 1
107, you're an idiot. That is all. And at least you got some right?
cheerluv15 0
He could have really hurt her and that's all you care about? Finishing the job? God I hate people like you
FaustXIII 0
And once she's been knocked unconscious, she won't be able to decline anal! Everybody wins!
rastafunk 0
Lololol
goldfishgod 20
Down, boy.
boopityboppity 11
"Come."
nava1210 12
Lay down, boy
blondebrunette11 4
^thanks for killing it.
TheDrummingResul 0
Seriously
superficialheart 11
Way to ruin the mood?
thisisafunnyname 12
Todat, after reluctantly agreeing to have doggystyle sex with my boyfriend, he kept pulling my hair really hard. I screamed in pain, but he thought I was screaming cause it felt so good. He eventually let go of my hair so suddenly that my head slammed into a table. FML
Freeze_fml 17
I heard that one yesterdat.
NotAPedo 0
Ruined? I thought this kicked it up a notch!
Rickrollol_fml 0
Now, I'm horny.
Justforlolz 14
Go get a ******* from a desk fan.
TheAngryKitten 0
Trololololololol!
J3R3MYY 14
Damn gingers and their souless comments..
allard 14
And terrible music.
elementalz 2
****** Rick roll
Randuhh_17 4
Should've had a v8...
instnt1nfction 17
*facepalm*
amandaaakathleen 0
LMFAO
Theringking 1
Lololololololololol!
ninjuh_wingman 29
And thus the mood has been killed
d0j0man 3
I guess you wont get anymore head.. :/
J3R3MYY 14
Nope, just the bedside table will.
brown4lifejot 1
Well...isnt she lucky!
Capt_Oblivious 10
You're doing it right!!
ChaeRi 3
No.
prettypinkpixie 9
If you had to convince her to do doggy style, she's probably not into kinky either, so why pull her hair? I'm surprised she didn't bitch before you pulled it too hard.