Today, I bought a cool new pair of sunglasses. I wore them today, and all day I kept getting comments about how much I looked like Ozzy Osbourne and John Lennon. I'm a girl. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a party that had a "dress like rock stars" theme. I got all the gear necessary to dress as Ozzy Osbourne. A wig, round sunglasses, a crucifix on beads, the usual stuff. Not one person at the party knew who Ozzy Osbourne was. Nor Black Sabbath for that matter. Someone thought I was Meatloaf. FML
Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML
Today, I went out in public for the first time since getting new glasses. I was mistaken for Jeff Goldblum at least a dozen times. The first few times it was amusing, but now I can see why being famous is such a headache sometimes. FML
Today, after buying a new pair of prescription glasses, I went to the beach. The ocean now has a new pair of glasses. FML
Today, I got myself a cool pair of colored contacts. I was wearing them while at home, so that I'll get used to them. Then I had to go to a job interview. I forgot to take them out. I went to a job interview with zebra-print eyes. FML
Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
Today, as I walked around town I noticed some guys and even a couple of girls checked me out. When I got home later I realized they probably weren't checking me out, so much as wondering why the hell I had thick black eyeliner on only one eye. Oops. FML
Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML
Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
alex_vik 1
Don't buy Lennon/Ozzy shades and expect not to be compared to them.
brrrx 0
That's not SO bad, they had feminine hair at least. Could be worse...
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (99)
brrrx 0
That's not SO bad, they had feminine hair at least. Could be worse...
bloodthorn 4
YDI for looking old and gay
boysxrulex09 0
yea, you should've been a boy. they're much better. girls suck.
sobe23 0
lmao. why would anyone get tinyy circle sunglasses? gross.
b182link 0
um.. cause they're awesome
fmlwinnn 0
53- you're obviously gay and have no respect for the female gender whatsoever.
chunkymunky666 0
SHAROOOOOOOON!!!!
rawrlily 0
Oh my god, Lenamber made an FML!
alex_vik 1
Don't buy Lennon/Ozzy shades and expect not to be compared to them.
demonpudding 0
You should be proud that someone has the balls to compare you to Lennon.
alex_vik 1
If you don't want to be compared to Lennon and Ozzy, don't buy Lennon/Ozzy shades.
kb26hockey 0
yeah lol it's not 1974 anymore.
lxclark 17
It's great when people have retro fashion style :D Shows individuality. Or they're stubborn. Whichever way you see it.
Awnonymous 4
Why the **** would you buy round sunglasses?
mrlucky4444 0
Take it as a compliment
zip123 0
Ozzy Osbourne looks quite a bit like an ugly girl.
28actress 22
In that case...no wait, still a bad thing!
brrrx 0
They both look kinda feminine...long hair and all anyway. It could be worse.
unsernametaken 0
just digg out ur eyes so you'll never be bothered with this issue again... of course unless these people were commenting on the fact that you are butch... this F everyone else's life for having to see you
timtam24 0
Are you sure?