BirthdayBoy
Madison, United States
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
loser
United States
Today, I got officially uninvited to a party. This is the third one this month. FML
Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To
Ephrata, United States
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
reginaphalange
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Some BFF…
Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was invited to a birthday dinner at a restaurant. As I was leaving, I get a text from the birthday girl's boyfriend saying that it was cancelled. Hungry, I decided to go to that particular restaurant anyway. Turns out the party wasn't cancelled. Half the party just didn't want me there. FML
person123abc
United States
Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I was uninvited to a bachelorette party. I wouldn't really care, if the party hadn't been for me, ahead of my wedding tomorrow. FML
Noname
United States
Social distancing
Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML
rcarn
Leesburg, United States
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I spent a lot of money buying a birthday gift for a close friend, only to find out I'm not even invited to the party. FML
Anonymous
United States
Classic blunder
Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML
Top comments
tygerarmy 35
How? **** those people! I'll celebrate with you OP! What do you wanna do?
victorvldv 8
Happy Birthday!
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Comments (81)
hoosiergirl94 31
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Maybe there's a good reason as to why?
MichaelDeSanta 20
I doubt it.
firelegend 17
Why the hell would there be a good reason to be uninvited to the OP's own birthday party?
keiNan_fml 35
Seriously???
TheLadyOpal 30
Did you even read the FML all the way through or were you too busy rushing to get to the first-comment spot?
doctorhook86 25
#1: Your profile says that you think you're friendly, but it's hard to conceive of any friendly reason to uninvite someone from their own birthday.
Enslaved 38
I once held a party for a friend's birthday. He got stupid drunk, wanted to fight my other guests and broke shit! He got kicked out and I continued to party. Why should I have cut my fun short because he got out of line? Some think since it's their birthday, they have a free pass to be a dick. He sobered up the next day and apologized. Still friends!
whassallt26 13
Maybe you meant that OP was such a dick that the person who organised it uninvited him? Could be why, but I doubt it.
buttcramp 21
OP's friends are like "oh we changed our minds, it's a surprise party now!"
gobiteme2 34
There was a good reason why. They are all “Turds”
victorvldv 8
Happy Birthday!
ma12r 22
Well how did that happen? Happy birthday btw op
ironmany_fml 23
yeah exactly.. i mean.. who would blow the candles.. and who would cut the cake then?
SuperWhoMarvLock 22
Wtf. I'm guessing the person who planned it decided to selfish? Sorry OP. :(
tygerarmy 35
How? **** those people! I'll celebrate with you OP! What do you wanna do?
asmb100 27
I'll bring the music if you get the food!
junkusernamexyz 17
I'll bring alcohol.
Fiorella1 19
I'll bring the cake!
originaljosh 11
I'll bring the cubed cheese!
junkusernamexyz 17
Psh, who needs cake? We have alcohol and cubed cheese.
Puffytruffles 18
I'll bring the powder
TheMalygos 21
Ill bring the stereio!
sstahpp 33
I'll bring the drugs!
TallMist 32
I'll bring the birthday clown!
grouper 10
Then it isn't a birthday party
wyverntail 15
It's just a party that happens to be on the same day as OPs birthday
snowflaky 22
How does this even happen? Wouldn't it make more sense to just cancel the party? If the party was still thrown without you, it probably wasn't actually a party for you in the first place and you were just told it was. Sorry OP.
GoGiants28 13
Crash the party by throwing cake at everyone and screaming happy bday
pabj208 23
I feel I need to know why before passing judgement...
flopstar 21
Ouchh