jacky tu
United States
Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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SchoolFMLs
Fort Lauderdale, United States
Today, I was supposed to be studying for an important exam. My parents decided to make me go to a surprise birthday party instead. We weren't allowed to leave until the party was over. The party was for the dog. FML
BirthdayBoy
Madison, United States
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
blue15564
Davenport, United States
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Giraafe
Richmond Hill, Canada
Today, I got grounded because I didn't send my aunt a Mother's Day present. Not only is she not married she doesn't have kids. FML
MeanMother
Saint Louis, United States
Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML
mydadforgetsme
Philadelphia, United States
Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML
crimsoncon
Today, my dog nearly died when my mom fed him chocolate. After finding out dogs are not supposed to eat chocolate, she promptly grounded me for not telling her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Unfair
Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML
gothchick201013
Dayton, United States
Today, my dog kept barking at the door, and I jokingly shouted, "Language!" My mom heard and grounded me for yelling at the dog. FML
Meowit
Livonia, United States
Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML
Top comments
Tewpawn 4
you sick person. poor dog.
MAGNAVOX 0
Did they save you cake in a doggie bag?
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Comments (133)
HaxivX 0
I agree with 1
milakitty21 0
You must be white. I've only heard of white people throwing parties for their dogs.
perdix 31
I hope this isn't where we break out all of the Michael Vick jokes.
I'madumbass 19
Racist!!!!!!!
sk8erd 15
you ditched ur dog...? for what?
Doortje 30
you should've gotten him a bone-r.
amazinemo578 4
ydi he's gunna shit on ur pillow
rookanga 0
poor dog
reca89 5
meanie!
skwishTHEfishyy 0
asshole == the party was ******* awesome.
ObviouslyJesus 1
What a ****** up family. Fyl
garza559 0
what the **** were you thinking?!
I'madumbass 19
OP is probably a dumbass. I should know. Read my username.