jacky tu
United States
Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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SchoolFMLs
Fort Lauderdale, United States
Today, I was supposed to be studying for an important exam. My parents decided to make me go to a surprise birthday party instead. We weren't allowed to leave until the party was over. The party was for the dog. FML
BirthdayBoy
Madison, United States
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
blue15564
Davenport, United States
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Giraafe
Richmond Hill, Canada
Today, I got grounded because I didn't send my aunt a Mother's Day present. Not only is she not married she doesn't have kids. FML
MeanMother
Saint Louis, United States
Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML
mydadforgetsme
Philadelphia, United States
Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML
crimsoncon
Today, my dog nearly died when my mom fed him chocolate. After finding out dogs are not supposed to eat chocolate, she promptly grounded me for not telling her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Unfair
Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML
gothchick201013
Dayton, United States
Today, my dog kept barking at the door, and I jokingly shouted, "Language!" My mom heard and grounded me for yelling at the dog. FML
Meowit
Livonia, United States
Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML
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Tewpawn 4
you sick person. poor dog.
MAGNAVOX 0
Did they save you cake in a doggie bag?
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Comments (133)
drcnes 4
I thought at first you said "I got pounded at my dogs birthday party". wowo...
42billybob 5
Well, if anyone should have been at YOUR dog's birthday it should've been you. But I'm assuming you weren't the one who arranged it, and it's really the family dog, and you were aware the entire time that dog birthdays are just stupid... in which case yea FYL.
AmandaBoo2122 5
ydi. god I always go to my dog's party! why be so heartless!? lmao ;)
coolerthanu22 0
shame! how could you? what kind of sick person are you! lol
cookiemoster14 0
what do you do at a dogs birthday party? o.0
cookiemoster14 0
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udontknome 0
U cunting idiot!
epicsauce316 0
My dog doesnt have a birthday party... Gets bones on christmas though!
KrazyLove56 4
wow really people I like animals but she doesn't deserve it she got ground for just missing a dogs birthday it's not like she miss her parents brother or sister ITS A DOG
angelofsaturn 23
is your dog named ladybird?