Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was supposed to be studying for an important exam. My parents decided to make me go to a surprise birthday party instead. We weren't allowed to leave until the party was over. The party was for the dog. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Today, I got grounded because I didn't send my aunt a Mother's Day present. Not only is she not married she doesn't have kids. FML
Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML
Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML
Today, my dog nearly died when my mom fed him chocolate. After finding out dogs are not supposed to eat chocolate, she promptly grounded me for not telling her. FML
Unfair
Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML
Today, my dog kept barking at the door, and I jokingly shouted, "Language!" My mom heard and grounded me for yelling at the dog. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML
Top comments
Tewpawn 4
you sick person. poor dog.
MAGNAVOX 0
Did they save you cake in a doggie bag?
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Comments (133)
amysousa 6
ydi. I have a party for my dog and his friends every year since they only live like 15 years
persephone13 0
Next time just tell your parents that you already agreed to go to your cat's bat mitzvah...some things you can't get out of.
evilcartman 0
ydi for your family for being dog lovers, it probably rides on the drivers lap in the car.
himoonkey 8
YDI ur dog could die any moment... u should celebrate his b-day
whoisthisgirl 4
that poor dog...
Snowlight_fml 7
I'm seriously hoping that most of these are trolls :|
zman1422 3
is that a joke
djmigues 7
Dogs are dogs; people are people.
ImYoursAlways 3
I didn't know that people threw birthday parties for dogs...weird.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
LAAAAAdybiiird...