Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML
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Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML
Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I had an appointment at the dentist and went to do some shopping after that. A while after I got home, I met my dad and he just started complaining that I didn't spend any time with them on my birthday. When I tried to explain to him, he just got angry at me and started yelling. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, my parents forgot it was my birthday. They ordered me to scrub the common bathroom, and when I asked if they'd remembered, my dad's reaction was, "Oh! Really?" My mom's was, "I thought that it was next week." What lovely parents I have. FML
Today, it's my birthday. When I asked my mom if we were gonna do anything special for my birthday. She said, "Don't lie to me. It's not your birthday." FML
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Today, my brother mentioned my dad's birthday party. I said, "What party?" He said, "Shit, forgot I wasn't supposed to tell you." My own father doesn't want me at his party. FML
Today, my dad asked me when I was going to start looking for a job. Jokingly, I told him next year. He got pissed, started to yell, then realized Tuesday is New Year's Day and grounded me for "being a dumbass." FML
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Top comments
cutycat136 28
Get out your birth certificate and a list of whatever you want. He's going to have to make up for that one somehow op.
arano 29
Just remember to forget his birthday. When he says something, tell him he's obviously too old for birthdays.
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Comments (49)
juicy_extasy 25
Did he also try to make you apologise for being born?!
kyrisonfusion 22
Why would you even need to lie about your birthday??
Mauskau 36
Umm, free stuff, being noticed for a change (likely in OP's situation), free stuff.
Iwannarock1 19
Sounds like it's time to move out.
Annelmeye 13
OP probably can't do that.
Um_bye 21
I don't get things on my birthday ?
arano 29
Just remember to forget his birthday. When he says something, tell him he's obviously too old for birthdays.
tayfray7 10
One must be very talented to remember to forget something. O_O
Shadowpartner 11
As talented as Shakira, I'd say
MasterTron 24
Sounds like someone's going senile
brenton490 19
So no free cake?
anniemeece 23
Happy birthday!
brendejafulable 41
maybe a prank.
unanimousangel 9
Well we see who's the favorite haha
cutycat136 28
Get out your birth certificate and a list of whatever you want. He's going to have to make up for that one somehow op.
bbackensto 17
Father of the year award goes to..... Not your dad. Sorry OP, happy birthday!