Today, I got friendzoned by three different women. Each girl suggested I should ask out one of the other two women who also friendzoned me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Interested parties
Today, one of my guy friends, who I’m not interested in romantically, asked me out on a date. This is the third time a "friend" has asked me out on a date. FML
It's a trap!
Today. upon learning that I'd friend-zoned a good friend of hers, my girlfriend dumped me. I worked so hard to win her over. She told me, "Just a tip: next time, go after people who like you. Don't friend-zone them, you just may be missing out on a good person." I told her I wanted HER. She told me, "But I don't." FML
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
Very encouraging, cheers
Today, I told a bunch of my friends that I have a crush on this one girl. They all said it's definitely one-sided and I have no chance. FML
Third wheel of the third wheel
Today, I went a double date with my coworker, his girlfriend, and her friend. After some drinks, her best friend stopped including me in conversations. We got back to my place and she was trying to fuck both of them, and ignored me all night. This is the third girl this happened with. FML
You never know what you got until it's gone
Today, I got my heart torn into a million pieces by a girl once again. Four times in a row. I went to hit up the girl I stupidly friendzoned many times. She's lost weight, is married, and is pregnant with their first child. FML
You can't handle the truth!
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Everyone can be a 7
Today, I realized how fucked up the dating world is when I noticed girls wanting to be all over me once I lost 65 pounds. This girl who put me in the friendzone three years ago is now wanting to latch onto me. It makes me want to not try because apparently, love is conditional. I quit. FML
In the zone
Today, I was flirting with a girl I like when she confessed she was into another guy. I then proceeded to wingman for that guy, telling her to take her shot with him before the chance went away. Effectively sticking myself into the friendzone. FML
Astrology is bullshit, get better friends
Today, my friend reminded me that I have been on a ton of dates lately, but couldn't get a girlfriend because I thought something was off with them all. He also reminded me that I have dated every zodiac sign, meaning I'm out of options. FML
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askullnamedbilly 33
Rejected. The word you're looking for is rejected, and it's probably due to the fact that women are so interchangeable to you that you asked out three of them in just one day.
DarkArbiter5555 10
Is everyone ignoring the fact that he asked out 3 girls in one day?
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summer135790 15
Sorry op /: you'll find somebody, don't worry (:
HarshD9619 34
Is everyone ignoring the fact that OP asked out 3 girls in a day...
JMichael 26
Well we don't know for sure if that was all done in a day. could of been a span of a week or even a month.
aleahlioness 15
If that was the case, the FML should've read something like: "Today, I got friendzoned by the third woman I've asked out in a month," etc.
DenverTyrrell 13
It kinda does say "Today"
valalvax 13
.. And so does every single other fml they also end in ", FML"
piff7 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Personally I think the girls already had him pinned in the friendzone and couldn't imagine breaking him free and shoved him onto someone else to avoid awkwardness between them
DarkSerebii 11
I'm still wondering why this comment got so many down votes.
incoherentrmblr 22
Moe Syzlak from The Simpsons know your pain...
themetropolitan 19
That's because all FMLs start with "today", it's a rule of the website...
BillMurray_fml 12
Ouch, thrice in one day? I don't know what to tell you, man.
False_Stupidity 42
Your profile pic. It's all you need to say really.
NeatNit 33
sorry for being 'that guy', but why was this voted down so much? :S
Vestin 18
For whatever reason, the FML community seems to champion helplessness in some instances. In this entry people who support OP get blasted with downvotes. This is because he had the courage to try three times. Had he given up after the first time, breaking into tears, people here would all go "Oh, you poor thing... Surely she's doing you a favor if she can't appreciate what a wonderful person you are!". The fact that he persisted in face of adversity, tried to win the affection of other people, disqualifies him. I believe this somehow ties back to how obsessed over sexual exclusivity this community is. Screw this guy for not committing to a relationship that doesn't even yet exist, right ;)?
GreenReaper 13
Actually, it's downvoted because the OP is blaming the friend zone instead of considering the idea that maybe people don't want to go out with him because they don't like him in any way. Or maybe they're happy staying single.
kristabelli 19
Is that "actually" why it's being down voted 88? Or are you "actually" just hypothesizing like everyone else?
BillMurray_fml 12
88 please point out where I blamed the "friendzone. " Oh right, I didn't. I only commented on how being rejected 3 times in one day would suck. The reason OP asked 3 different girls out in such a short time is a different matter entirely.
doctorhook86 25
lol @ this ridiculous thread. I upvoted all of Bill Murray's posts. Bring it, haters!
kristabelli 19
100, 88 said "OP" blamed the friend zone, not you. Unless he used the term "OP" incorrectly.
KobeLebroJordan 17
Who down votes Bill Murray?
un0m3 14
Strike one, two, and three. Sorry OP, work on your approach, and hopefully you'll score one day.
aleahlioness 15
Trying to begin a relationship isn't a game.. You don't "score" by attaining targeted human.
un0m3 14
It wasn't meant to be crude or anything like that. I started with a baseball joke/analogy and wanted to finish with one. I guess it wasn't any good.
doctorhook86 25
#55: Then why is it called "scoring"?
doctorhook86 25
#55: Then why is it called "scoring"?
doctorhook86 25
#55: Then why is it called "scoring"?
coming back in the future 30
TRIPLE POST
themetropolitan 19
Fun fact : the aphorism "Nice guys finish last" originally referred to baseball.
DenverTyrrell 13
Aww don't worry there's someone out there for you!
laden_swallow09 35
I think OP's heard that exact sentence enough times, lately.
DarkArbiter5555 10
Is everyone ignoring the fact that he asked out 3 girls in one day?
DomiLove 26
And that they all knew about each other
PSYqualiac 17
They told him to ask the other out.
NeatNit 33
yeah, someone's desperate... go have a good hard think about your life and try again.
Duriexp 20
yeah man, op shouldn't just try to be in a relationship because of being in a relationship. he should wait for the right girl to come along.
Likian5 26
And you're ignoring the possibility that he asked out one girl, she said no and suggested girl #2, girl #2 said no and suggested girl #3 and she ALSO said no?
WarriorOmen 25
The literal definition of desperate.
wysteria14 17
That's exactly the point. If that's exactly what happened, he asked out those girls BECAUSE THEY WERE SUGGESTED TO HIM. He didn't ask them out because he had feelings for them, oh no. He asked them out simply for the purpose of having a girlfriend. If he truly had any feelings for any of them, he wouldn't be able to just move on to the next girl like that. He's not the type of guy anyone should seek out in a relationship, and he's certainly not someone who should be pitied for being turned down.
themetropolitan 19
It did not necessarely all happen on the same day. By convention, all FML's have to start with the word "today"...
isabellasimone 18
Hey, you'll find someone better...which is a good thing! Forget about those girls!
Eleora 19
They probably had it all planned out and were just messing with you... Don't get discouraged though, OP! You have to remember that some girls can be vicious for no reason sometimes.
foxwasalamb 24
i totally agree. how ****** vicious to say no to someone you don't wanna date. like what the ****. don't these girls know they're entitled to say yes, just because he asked? stupid
Eleora 19
Really? I'm so glad you agree... If they set him up, to where they were just toying with him and his emotions, then that's what viscous. stupid.
letmehavemytea 21
You're the stupid one here. Just because no one wants to date him doesn't mean that there "vicious" or that they "planned it". No ones obligated to date someone they don't like. Calm your shit.
Eleora 19
I just said stupid because she said it. I said "probably" and "if," meaning that they "could have" planned it to mess with OP. I never said that they have to say yes. "IF" they did set it up to where OP was turned down 3 times in a row, then that was mean. Not saying they did though. My shit is calm.
askullnamedbilly 33
Rejected. The word you're looking for is rejected, and it's probably due to the fact that women are so interchangeable to you that you asked out three of them in just one day.
Nordrag 26
I'm glad someone said this. Everyone seems to be rushing to OP's defense when in actuality he kind of deserved it.
Murilirum 23
There we go! I had a scroll a bit to find it, but the logical post had to be somewhere in the comments section.
sturschaedel 27
I agree, OP had it coming. If a woman you are REALLY interested in rejects you, you don't just go running to her friend, you try really hard to change her mind, i.e. being charming, chivalrous and attentive to her and her ALONE.
foxwasalamb 24
thank you! "friendzone" is so stupid. I'm fairly certain whenever a guy complains about this, the girl isn't trying to lead him on or anything.
askullnamedbilly 33
@38 Actually, I LOVE the word friendzone. It's a pretty neat way to identify douchebags - if you think it exists, you're one of them. People who believe in the friendzone are people who need to assign blame. To them, 'rejection' damages their ego, so they use the term 'friendzone' to put the blame on the person rejecting them because they unfairly put them into a zone instead of considering them as a potential date.
MrConcise 35
@41 - And it's not like women don't perpetuate the myth or anything. Honestly, people doing the rejecting are usually terrible at being honest about their feelings. "I don't like this guy, how do I tell him I don't like him without hurting his feelings? OH, WAIT, I CAN TELL HIM HE'S JUST TOO GOOD OF A FRIEND TO RISK LOSING!" Yes, the "friendzone" is only a tool for entitled men to save face, but let's not forget it's also used to save face by the women who think men are too fragile to hear the truth.
askullnamedbilly 33
#47 I'm assuming you never had to reject someone who was interested in you. Even if it's a complete stranger, unless you're an asshole it's a pretty hard thing to do to someone because you KNOW you're going to hurt their feelings no matter how you phrase it. If everyone was painfully honest about it, the most likely thing you'd hear would be "Sorry, I don't find you sexually attractive." and that's pretty harsh. So a lot of people (men AND women alike) try to take the less hurtful route by saying "I don't see you as more than a friend.", which pretty much means the same thing.
RobinGoodfellow 47
#37, that's creepy as hell. A woman says no, you respect her decision and move on. This isn't a rom-com, you don't win the girl by pestering her until she gives in.
TypoFairy 20
Not to be confused with being a stalker, jealous and rude.
nicievans 9
Wow. Your faith in humanity is astounding to 'know' that a logical comment must exist!
nicievans 9
#47. I think much of the negativity against the word 'friendzone' (and its variants) stems from misuse of the term. Assuming the FML is the whole of the story, it doesn't meet the definition. OP doesn't mention any of these ladies stringing him along for money, companionship, yardwork, etc. He only states that he asked and they turned him down. Does friendzoning exist? Yes. I've seen it. I've also seen the term used as an excuse for poor behavior and to milk sympathy for people who are incredulous that they have been rejected. People get rejected. Ugly people, pretty people, nice people, assholes - we all get rejected. Being turned down isn't the same as being friendzoned - you can be turned down without being used. Learning to accept rejection with grace is a mark of maturity.
23lf 16
99% of the time, friend zone is a word disappointed guys use to make it sound like they didn't get rejected. If the girl has a boyfriend, that's more of a friend zone, so to speak.
foxwasalamb 24
lol at 86. "stringing him along for yard work" how much yardwork could one possibly have
MrConcise 35
@63 - It's really not that hard to say, "Sorry, I don't feel the same way" or "I appreciate the thought, but no thank you". What happened to "you're not my type"? I guess using those makes me heartless because I don't try to sugarcoat things when I reject somebody.
drtoboggan 11
Preach!
Lindeni_fml 2
The world he is looking for is "politically-correct rejected". If you're saying to someone: "You're a really nice person but I can't date you because I know you too much and you are my friend" you have not really explained why you are rejecting the person. And this can leave a sentiment of frustration.
capnbzarr 43
DING DING DING DING DING! We have a winner! I think most guys who claim they landed in the "friendzone" are ******* creeps who the girl just told "let's just be friends" because it's less scary than the alternative of saying "you're a creep" and spending the rest of her life worrying that he'll stalk, rape, and kill her. And I'm speaking as a guy who has been rejected, and deserved it.
the_zero_article 15
105, ummmm, I hate to break it to you, but "I don't see you as anything but a friend/I prefer you as a friend/I don't want our relationship to change" actually *is* a perfectly rational explanation, and you are a bit of an asshole for feeling otherwise entitled to an intimate relationship. Sometimes you make a better friend than lover, and attempting to force it into a romantic or sexual relationship is creepy af
sonnyrosa 32
Holy shit ^^^ THIS *high five for saying it*
sturschaedel 27
52 and 69: I didn't mean "try to change her mind" by being a loitering pest, follow her around wherever she goes and ask her out every day until she says yes, but since they seem to be friends or at least run in the same social circle, he could just be really attentive to her and make her feel special in a totally non-creepy way. And maybe, possibly, being wooed that way could lead to her changing her mind. Or not. But then at least he put a real effort in and she knows he was being genuine. I'm a woman myself. If an aquaintance asked me out out of the blue and then went to my friends too, I wouldn't think the guy had any real interest in me as a person, only in someone possibly filling in the empty "girlfriend" position. If instead he made an effort to get to know me better and being really chivarous and attentive (being able to hold a longer conversation, noticing my empty glass and offering to get me something from the bar, remembering my hobbies and interests and surprise me with a little token in relation to them some other time) would make me feel special and interesting and would in turn make it more likely that I could be interested in a relationship with that guy.
deloria_fml 22
No, you don't. You respect her answer and move on. If you're willing to try to change her mind about her no here, where else would you do it? How can she trust you to respect anything she says? Would you try to pressure her into sex if she clearly didn't want to have it?
Fou_Lou 20
Your First paragraph is the very definition of being the "nice" person in a friendzone. A no should be respected.
Mr23 9
There's no one opinion on this. I've seen several relationships start as friendships, where He was persistent and She wanted to keep him as a friend (note about this: if you'd help someone move (or with homework or what have you), but, if you're being honest, you wouldn't expect them to return the favor (in the same way) chances are you're NOT friends.) On the other hand, I've heard enough stories about "that stalker, [Name], who won't leave me alone".
xtm059 11
look everyone a social justice warrior
sturschaedel 27
#149 Seeing as she suggested for him to go to her friends and he did, she probably doesn't think he is really interested in her. Wooing her should ensure that she does know he is sincere within a couple of weeks. If then, with that knowledge, she still says no, then of course he should respect that and move on, not persue her for months or years.
EJSwank 14
It's almost impressive. They probably all planned on doing just that to you. Don't worry bud. You'll find someone.
devilsADD 7
I know how you feel op. but I think this is a perfect opportunity to focus on other important goals in life. Those who push for a relationship that shouldn't be, often just hurt themselves.
nicievans 9
#14.How did such a reasonable comment get so downvoted?
ShenaniganNinja 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
The moment someone says Friendzone, everyone freaks out and calls OP a presumptive douche for wanting only sex and finding women as objects. Which of course isn't what being in the friend zone is, but oh well. Being friend zoned is having a woman make it very clear to you that there is no chance of being a boyfriend. I've had women do this to me within minutes of meeting me. This attitude also presumes that men don't have feelings and only want sex from women. Maybe OP was really lonely and wanted to go on a date. **** him for wanting to meet someone. Maybe he had prom coming up. But no one thinks about that either.
Axel5238 29
Maybe the better question would be then what are you doing in those minutes of meeting you they decide that? They might just not find you attractive,not like your sense of humor,not looking or any number of reasons. If disappointment about getting turned down in a few min is a thing maybe you've gotten a reputation for considering every woman as a potential option and that's been passed around through friends.
killerdana 19
Maybe op shouldn't have asked out three girls who all apparently knew each other the same day. Sounds like he's more interested in being in a relationship than who he's in a relationship with. I dated someone like that, it sucked.
ShenaniganNinja 20
Look. I'm not blaming anyone for friend-zoning me. But I am saying the friend zone sucks. People have every right to reject or accept whoever they want.