Today, I got friendzoned by three different women. Each girl suggested I should ask out one of the other two women who also friendzoned me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, one of my guy friends, who I’m not interested in romantically, asked me out on a date. This is the third time a "friend" has asked me out on a date. FML
Today. upon learning that I'd friend-zoned a good friend of hers, my girlfriend dumped me. I worked so hard to win her over. She told me, "Just a tip: next time, go after people who like you. Don't friend-zone them, you just may be missing out on a good person." I told her I wanted HER. She told me, "But I don't." FML
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
Today, I told a bunch of my friends that I have a crush on this one girl. They all said it's definitely one-sided and I have no chance. FML
Today, I went a double date with my coworker, his girlfriend, and her friend. After some drinks, her best friend stopped including me in conversations. We got back to my place and she was trying to fuck both of them, and ignored me all night. This is the third girl this happened with. FML
Today, I got my heart torn into a million pieces by a girl once again. Four times in a row. I went to hit up the girl I stupidly friendzoned many times. She's lost weight, is married, and is pregnant with their first child. FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, I realized how fucked up the dating world is when I noticed girls wanting to be all over me once I lost 65 pounds. This girl who put me in the friendzone three years ago is now wanting to latch onto me. It makes me want to not try because apparently, love is conditional. I quit. FML
Today, I was flirting with a girl I like when she confessed she was into another guy. I then proceeded to wingman for that guy, telling her to take her shot with him before the chance went away. Effectively sticking myself into the friendzone. FML
Today, my friend reminded me that I have been on a ton of dates lately, but couldn't get a girlfriend because I thought something was off with them all. He also reminded me that I have dated every zodiac sign, meaning I'm out of options. FML
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Top comments
askullnamedbilly 33
Rejected. The word you're looking for is rejected, and it's probably due to the fact that women are so interchangeable to you that you asked out three of them in just one day.
DarkArbiter5555 10
Is everyone ignoring the fact that he asked out 3 girls in one day?
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Comments (181)
snazzymcwho 21
Agreed with #18.
Llama_Face89 34
Bitch bitchbitch bitch bitch. Maybe they're not into all the whining?
marleypuckpuck 22
YDI since you're using the term "friendzone". lol
kerstileann 26
And "forever alone" in his username.
ordon 14
You weren't friendzoned. I doubt any of them want to be your friend. Especially since they probably meant nothing to you if you asked all three of them out in one day.
cjwayy 22
Suck it up. The "friendzone" is bullshit. They aren't obligated to date you.
iseebearbears 27
I voted YDI because you couldn't have really liked any one of the three if you were okay with asking all of them out, one after another.
CaitiieBuggs 23
I agree! But I accidentally hit the life sucks button first :/
allplayedout 20
Women are people. People aren't going to be interested in you if you reek of desperation and treat them like interchangeable ornaments or security blankets for your loneliness. All this post says is that you don't understand sentence #1 of this comment.
Tegz0rz 12
Oh no. Not just friends! What will you do with them now that you can't **** them?! Absolutely terrible! (YDI)
silvercamaro 22
I'm sure that's what went through his head the first two times
wintyrbunny 11
Women are not simply objects you can go through and foolishly expect to win like that. No one is going to want to say yes to a guy that desperate.. If a girl says yes to a guy who asks out any random girl (especially three at the same time) it ends up making her look even more desperate than the guy who is practically begging for dates. Get some sense and realize females have minds and souls.