Today, I got friendzoned by three different women. Each girl suggested I should ask out one of the other two women who also friendzoned me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, one of my guy friends, who I’m not interested in romantically, asked me out on a date. This is the third time a "friend" has asked me out on a date. FML
Today. upon learning that I'd friend-zoned a good friend of hers, my girlfriend dumped me. I worked so hard to win her over. She told me, "Just a tip: next time, go after people who like you. Don't friend-zone them, you just may be missing out on a good person." I told her I wanted HER. She told me, "But I don't." FML
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
Today, I told a bunch of my friends that I have a crush on this one girl. They all said it's definitely one-sided and I have no chance. FML
Today, I went a double date with my coworker, his girlfriend, and her friend. After some drinks, her best friend stopped including me in conversations. We got back to my place and she was trying to fuck both of them, and ignored me all night. This is the third girl this happened with. FML
Today, I got my heart torn into a million pieces by a girl once again. Four times in a row. I went to hit up the girl I stupidly friendzoned many times. She's lost weight, is married, and is pregnant with their first child. FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, I realized how fucked up the dating world is when I noticed girls wanting to be all over me once I lost 65 pounds. This girl who put me in the friendzone three years ago is now wanting to latch onto me. It makes me want to not try because apparently, love is conditional. I quit. FML
Today, I was flirting with a girl I like when she confessed she was into another guy. I then proceeded to wingman for that guy, telling her to take her shot with him before the chance went away. Effectively sticking myself into the friendzone. FML
Today, my friend reminded me that I have been on a ton of dates lately, but couldn't get a girlfriend because I thought something was off with them all. He also reminded me that I have dated every zodiac sign, meaning I'm out of options. FML
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askullnamedbilly 33
Rejected. The word you're looking for is rejected, and it's probably due to the fact that women are so interchangeable to you that you asked out three of them in just one day.
DarkArbiter5555 10
Is everyone ignoring the fact that he asked out 3 girls in one day?
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Comments (181)
capnbzarr 43
Reminds me of King of the Hill, the episode "I'm with Cupid". Hank asks the ladies' man Boomhauer to give Bobby advice on wooing the ladies, and Boomhauer proceeds to show him by asking every woman he sees for her phone number. Bobby, a sensible and sensitive lad, is understandably unimpressed.
capnbzarr 43
More like "douchebro".
Suaria 38
I would like to say that just because they rejected you doesn't mean they friendzoned you.
Tannasgh 22
Female friend zone sleeper cell
15Erik 21
I guess third time wasn't the charm for you. Go for gold!
thecuriouskat 20
That's exactly why there are currently 7 billion people residing on Earth so your chances are great so far
WarriorOmen 25
Dude, you've got bigger problems then being rejected if you honestly believe the 'friendzone' exists anywhere outside of douche comedies.
dolansmarie 8
Maybe it has something to do with your attitude, and the fact that you insist you were "friend zoned"; maybe the girls haut weren't interested in your childish self. Maybe.
Jessssuhh 17
Using the word friendzone is an automatic YDI
Fou_Lou 20
If one has Romatic feelings for the other the Friendship part is usually over because those feelings dont vanish just by hearing "i want to be friends not lovers" In my opinion best way to react in such a situation is either Break contact until said Friend is romantically involved somewhere else or you have to make it really really clear that there will never be more than Friendship. Otherwise there will always be that tiny spark of hope that the Friend will change his stance on that subject. And thats what defines the Friendzone for me. One of the two trying/pretending to be a Friend even though the one has Romatic feelings for the other and hoping that one day mabye the other one changes his mind. The other way to get into that kind of situation is having feelings for someone but not telling them those feelings in hopes that the other one magically falls in love with the other one. Reason for this is bad unclear communication on both parts. As to the FML, that wasnt friendzoning. Just rejection.