Today, I got friendzoned by three different women. Each girl suggested I should ask out one of the other two women who also friendzoned me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, one of my guy friends, who I’m not interested in romantically, asked me out on a date. This is the third time a "friend" has asked me out on a date. FML
Today. upon learning that I'd friend-zoned a good friend of hers, my girlfriend dumped me. I worked so hard to win her over. She told me, "Just a tip: next time, go after people who like you. Don't friend-zone them, you just may be missing out on a good person." I told her I wanted HER. She told me, "But I don't." FML
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
Today, I told a bunch of my friends that I have a crush on this one girl. They all said it's definitely one-sided and I have no chance. FML
Today, I went a double date with my coworker, his girlfriend, and her friend. After some drinks, her best friend stopped including me in conversations. We got back to my place and she was trying to fuck both of them, and ignored me all night. This is the third girl this happened with. FML
Today, I got my heart torn into a million pieces by a girl once again. Four times in a row. I went to hit up the girl I stupidly friendzoned many times. She's lost weight, is married, and is pregnant with their first child. FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, I realized how fucked up the dating world is when I noticed girls wanting to be all over me once I lost 65 pounds. This girl who put me in the friendzone three years ago is now wanting to latch onto me. It makes me want to not try because apparently, love is conditional. I quit. FML
Today, I was flirting with a girl I like when she confessed she was into another guy. I then proceeded to wingman for that guy, telling her to take her shot with him before the chance went away. Effectively sticking myself into the friendzone. FML
Today, my friend reminded me that I have been on a ton of dates lately, but couldn't get a girlfriend because I thought something was off with them all. He also reminded me that I have dated every zodiac sign, meaning I'm out of options. FML
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askullnamedbilly 33
Rejected. The word you're looking for is rejected, and it's probably due to the fact that women are so interchangeable to you that you asked out three of them in just one day.
DarkArbiter5555 10
Is everyone ignoring the fact that he asked out 3 girls in one day?
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Comments (181)
RobinGoodfellow 47
"Friendzoned." Let's face it, pal, you don't even respect women enough to solely ask out the ones you have feelings for.
Blueeyes0106 11
Why'd you ask out 3 girls in one day? Maybe that's why you got friendzoned. Slow down, if she's the right one, you'll know. :)
styleherder 4
I commend you on your courage to ask out three girls in one day. Girls can be tough but I know you will find some one you just haven't met them yet.
limabeans101029 21
It's really not a good idea to ask three girls out in one day. If someone asked me out and I knew they'd already asked two other women out on that very same day, it's very likely I'd say no
Sathane 21
Lol. It's exactly guys like you that get "friend zoned" and actually believe something like a "friend zone" exists. Maybe those girls didn't like the fact that they were apparently in a pool of choices you had set out to pick from, on the sane day. There's an up side though. All three of them will have a good laugh at the level of pathetic you've reached. It's obvious you're just desperate for someone to grope. Next time wait at least a day before moving to the next item on your menu.
mld4657 28
sounds like they planned it
GetaVe 11
Maybe they simply don't like you. Heaven forbid women simply don't want a relationship with a guy.
sarahmaxine 19
FML: Why is it that its only on this darn app that people are disliking comments that are not even worth disliking? You all are so butthurt.... Just wait, this will be disliked, and then flagged....
MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21
Maybe you should learn how to respect women before you want to be in a relationship with one.
Garnetshaddow 30
I don't date. My luck has been terrible. (I swear next time I'll end up with a serial killer...) So, on the rare occasion a guy asks me out... I tell them that I don't date but I always welcome new friends. I suppose this makes me a "friendzoning bitch." But if they don't like me enough to hang out as friends... it was doomed from the start.
aliciabaird1269 11
I don't say this often but.... Maybe you deserved it for going after three chicks in one day.