Today, I got friendzoned by three different women. Each girl suggested I should ask out one of the other two women who also friendzoned me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, one of my guy friends, who I’m not interested in romantically, asked me out on a date. This is the third time a "friend" has asked me out on a date. FML
Today. upon learning that I'd friend-zoned a good friend of hers, my girlfriend dumped me. I worked so hard to win her over. She told me, "Just a tip: next time, go after people who like you. Don't friend-zone them, you just may be missing out on a good person." I told her I wanted HER. She told me, "But I don't." FML
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
Today, I told a bunch of my friends that I have a crush on this one girl. They all said it's definitely one-sided and I have no chance. FML
Today, I went a double date with my coworker, his girlfriend, and her friend. After some drinks, her best friend stopped including me in conversations. We got back to my place and she was trying to fuck both of them, and ignored me all night. This is the third girl this happened with. FML
Today, I got my heart torn into a million pieces by a girl once again. Four times in a row. I went to hit up the girl I stupidly friendzoned many times. She's lost weight, is married, and is pregnant with their first child. FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, I realized how fucked up the dating world is when I noticed girls wanting to be all over me once I lost 65 pounds. This girl who put me in the friendzone three years ago is now wanting to latch onto me. It makes me want to not try because apparently, love is conditional. I quit. FML
Today, I was flirting with a girl I like when she confessed she was into another guy. I then proceeded to wingman for that guy, telling her to take her shot with him before the chance went away. Effectively sticking myself into the friendzone. FML
Today, my friend reminded me that I have been on a ton of dates lately, but couldn't get a girlfriend because I thought something was off with them all. He also reminded me that I have dated every zodiac sign, meaning I'm out of options. FML
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askullnamedbilly 33
Rejected. The word you're looking for is rejected, and it's probably due to the fact that women are so interchangeable to you that you asked out three of them in just one day.
DarkArbiter5555 10
Is everyone ignoring the fact that he asked out 3 girls in one day?
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Comments (181)
Enslaved 38
"Hey, want to go out? No? What about you? Okay.... And you?"
vintageart1994 16
Lol exactly
DARKDAY07 16
Man I know how you feel I'm going through the same stuff and there is not much you can do about it so tough up and find a girl who can appreciate you
JadeWinter 16
It's funny how you say "maybe you'll find someone who will appreciate you" but you ignore the fact that he asked out THREE people in one day! Yeah, he totally appreciated the women he wanted to be with. There's clearly a reason they all said no.
Classy_Sassy_15 15
Maybe 4 is a charm just keep your spirits up and keep on trying
killerdana 19
Please don't take this advice op
BananaButt42 9
You sound some what obsessive and desperate. Of course no one will say yes to you if you keep asking out people. You need to make one person feel second to none.
ChristianH39 30
%100 correct. Why would anyone want to go out with you if you make them feel like they were just one of three options?
laden_swallow09 35
Life is short, and we all want to play the dating game. Why not date two or three at a time? I mean, it's not like anyone's banging each other at that point… ideally.
colemarie10 8
Today, I asked out three girls and it still turned out that I have three friends who, despite having no romantic interest in me, still want to help my love life. FML
kerstileann 26
...and im too much of a whiny douche to realize this. FML
dragonrider1959 18
To be honest if you're willing to go to three girls in the same day, you are not looking for a meaningful relationship
movaa 11
Soooo... You asked out three different girls on the same day and all three knew eachother? Hmmm I wonder why you got rejected:-|
nothinghere31 9
dude that stinks so much. *bows head*
ShenaniganNinja 20
FYL OP. But just so you know, when you're not focused on finding a relationship is when you'll most likely encounter one. It's weird how that works. Women react negatively if you're out to find a girlfriend. If you don't care, that's when they get curious.
BananaButt42 9
It's more of the case if you are looking, you are showing that you are interested in multiple people as a potential partner when if you aren't looking for someone you find something in common and actually have a proper interest in someone.
thetoadstool 16
#33: You're spot on. It's all about making people feel like you're actually interested in who they are, instead of walking around with glassy, wandering eyes that clearly show that you're just searching for someone to fill the void. It reeks of desperation and low standards, and the only ones that will respond to it are desperate themselves.
ShenaniganNinja 20
Cause men aren't allowed to feel bad about being rejected. How dare he be upset about that! He should be grateful they even spoke to him!
killerdana 19
That's not the point 98. It's the fact that he obviously doesn't care about who he dates just as long as he's dating someone
ShenaniganNinja 20
So? Isn't that his prerogative, just like it's their prerogative to reject him? Who are we to tell him who he should and shouldn't ask out? Are we to shame men for even trying to find a date?
MichaelDeSanta 20
Look on the bright side, you have three new friends!