Today, I got friendzoned by three different women. Each girl suggested I should ask out one of the other two women who also friendzoned me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, one of my guy friends, who I’m not interested in romantically, asked me out on a date. This is the third time a "friend" has asked me out on a date. FML
Today. upon learning that I'd friend-zoned a good friend of hers, my girlfriend dumped me. I worked so hard to win her over. She told me, "Just a tip: next time, go after people who like you. Don't friend-zone them, you just may be missing out on a good person." I told her I wanted HER. She told me, "But I don't." FML
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
Today, I told a bunch of my friends that I have a crush on this one girl. They all said it's definitely one-sided and I have no chance. FML
Today, I went a double date with my coworker, his girlfriend, and her friend. After some drinks, her best friend stopped including me in conversations. We got back to my place and she was trying to fuck both of them, and ignored me all night. This is the third girl this happened with. FML
Today, I got my heart torn into a million pieces by a girl once again. Four times in a row. I went to hit up the girl I stupidly friendzoned many times. She's lost weight, is married, and is pregnant with their first child. FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, I realized how fucked up the dating world is when I noticed girls wanting to be all over me once I lost 65 pounds. This girl who put me in the friendzone three years ago is now wanting to latch onto me. It makes me want to not try because apparently, love is conditional. I quit. FML
Today, I was flirting with a girl I like when she confessed she was into another guy. I then proceeded to wingman for that guy, telling her to take her shot with him before the chance went away. Effectively sticking myself into the friendzone. FML
Today, my friend reminded me that I have been on a ton of dates lately, but couldn't get a girlfriend because I thought something was off with them all. He also reminded me that I have dated every zodiac sign, meaning I'm out of options. FML
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Top comments
askullnamedbilly 33
Rejected. The word you're looking for is rejected, and it's probably due to the fact that women are so interchangeable to you that you asked out three of them in just one day.
DarkArbiter5555 10
Is everyone ignoring the fact that he asked out 3 girls in one day?
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Comments (181)
underguarded 20
It's not being 'friend zoned' when you obviously weren't good friends and proceeded to ask 3 women out in sequence without having any actual justification or desire to date them beyond your own want
YoursAlways98 13
The friendzone doesn't exist. Those girls aren't obligated to date you just because you're nice. You're supposed to be nice.
catharsis5 9
What are the chances that those three girls are talking about OP behind his back? I say very high.
Ziggy122 15
The term "friend zone" needs to die. Women are not machines you drop nice guy coins into expecting sex to come out.
Garnetshaddow 30
That is the best way of describing this douchey phenomenon ever!
ShenaniganNinja 20
Cause all guys really want is sex. We don't actually have feelings, and we certainly never actually liked someone beyond just wanting sex. And nope, rejection doesn't hurt for guys either cause we're all sociopaths.
ShenaniganNinja 20
Not all people who claim to be friend-zoned blame the woman for doing it. I've been friend zoned before. I don't blame the woman for doing it. She decided that all she wanted from me was a friendship. That's her prerogative. All I wanted was to date her. That's my prerogative. I have no more obligation to be her friend than she does to date me.
withered 30
#158 I can see you get rejected a lot. And I can see why from the comments alone. You seem like the kind of immature prick that is nice to someone because they EXPECT something in return. Not to mention you clearly cannot deal with rejections. You became her friend because you wanted to date her so after rejection you sulk like a little child and go "now I won't be your friend anymore!". The girls that reject you are right. And they don't need a "friend" like you around. If you wonder why women reject you that is just a cherry on the top of your douchiness. You are way too immature to have a relationship.
demonfacee 14
Going to three girls in one day? Wow, you seem very desperate.
DaniX9 5
You don't deserve to date one if you're just going to turn around to the next girl seconds after being rejected. Hold some standards then try again.
clair_brodie 35
Average guy = girl rejected him Nice guy (tm) = friendzoned.
MAXINEEE 4
Wait that makes no sense... Ok so he asked out three girls, but every girl told you to go to the ones you were already friend zoned by, it doesn't make sense because in order for that to happen you would have to ask out one girl multiple times... Just sayin'
worldclassrager 41
If it's a circle of friends then I can understand a joke for it
tdawg91 17
"Friend Zone" 'noun' Pronounced: 'fre-nd zo-ne' Meaning: term that sad little dudes use to lick their wounds when a female acquaintance is not romantically interested in them . Mate, you asked out 3 girls in one day and you think they can't smell the desperation? Don't ask out anyone else until you actually like them.... Please?