Today, I got friendzoned by three different women. Each girl suggested I should ask out one of the other two women who also friendzoned me. FML
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Today, one of my guy friends, who I’m not interested in romantically, asked me out on a date. This is the third time a "friend" has asked me out on a date. FML
Today. upon learning that I'd friend-zoned a good friend of hers, my girlfriend dumped me. I worked so hard to win her over. She told me, "Just a tip: next time, go after people who like you. Don't friend-zone them, you just may be missing out on a good person." I told her I wanted HER. She told me, "But I don't." FML
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
Today, I told a bunch of my friends that I have a crush on this one girl. They all said it's definitely one-sided and I have no chance. FML
Today, I went a double date with my coworker, his girlfriend, and her friend. After some drinks, her best friend stopped including me in conversations. We got back to my place and she was trying to fuck both of them, and ignored me all night. This is the third girl this happened with. FML
Today, I got my heart torn into a million pieces by a girl once again. Four times in a row. I went to hit up the girl I stupidly friendzoned many times. She's lost weight, is married, and is pregnant with their first child. FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, I realized how fucked up the dating world is when I noticed girls wanting to be all over me once I lost 65 pounds. This girl who put me in the friendzone three years ago is now wanting to latch onto me. It makes me want to not try because apparently, love is conditional. I quit. FML
Today, I was flirting with a girl I like when she confessed she was into another guy. I then proceeded to wingman for that guy, telling her to take her shot with him before the chance went away. Effectively sticking myself into the friendzone. FML
Today, my friend reminded me that I have been on a ton of dates lately, but couldn't get a girlfriend because I thought something was off with them all. He also reminded me that I have dated every zodiac sign, meaning I'm out of options. FML
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Top comments
askullnamedbilly 33
Rejected. The word you're looking for is rejected, and it's probably due to the fact that women are so interchangeable to you that you asked out three of them in just one day.
DarkArbiter5555 10
Is everyone ignoring the fact that he asked out 3 girls in one day?
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teamnikster 9
You know... I read this, and thought of ways to insult you for it because it made me angry. But I'll try not to. Here's the actual comment: There is no such thing as the friendzone. You got rejected because you wanted something they didn't. DEAL WITH IT.
Games1219 6
My life
XIHBIX 3
Kacy?
namine120409 42
Do you happen to own a fedora, nice guy?
Fishin_for_Coins 7
Perhaps you need to take a bit of a break there bud. Did you even know the 2 other girls at all?
FreeRunn3r 12
shut the **** up, get a hair cut, go to marshalls and get a button up and stop complaining ya pussy.
Aimeejasmine 15
You think it hurts to be rejected?- not friendzoned, that implies you were ever a real friend to these ladies. Imagine how it hurts each of them to realise their 'friend' was actually only interested in getting laid.
LuckyDuckie 16
Girls have the right to reject you...
aintnocityslickr 4
Maybe you should try getting to know ONE person before you take it to the next level. Take it from me I have an we've been together happy for 2 years.
iamtinkerbell 3
Honey you were just rejected by three girls. Maybe if you focused on just one girl at a time...Friendzoned is nothing but the rejection of people just don't like you back. You'll get over it. Move on.