Today, I'm getting over a nasty breakup, and decided to treat myself and order a pizza online. After waiting 45 minutes, I checked the site. Turns out, I'd forgotten to change the address on the site. I sent my ex a free pizza. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML
Today, while high, I accidentally sent a pizza to my ex-girlfriend's house instead of my apartment. She has a restraining order out on me. This is bad. FML
Today, I was waiting for my pizza delivery, which I had foolishly chosen to arrive at 5pm in the middle of rush hour. The pizza was roughly 30 minutes late due to this and I was so happy to get my pizza, I tried to help get the pizza out of the warming bag and somehow caused the delivery guy to drop his smartphone. FML
Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML
Today, I was starving and ordered pizza. They said it would take 30 minutes. When it arrived an hour later, I was so hangry, I didn’t even wait for the delivery guy to leave. I grabbed the pizza box, ripped it open, and immediately dropped it face-down onto the ground. I ended up eating a slice of cold, dirt-covered pizza like a sad, defeated animal. FML
Today, I ordered a food delivery and tracked it obsessively because I was starving. When it 'arrived', I realized I’d sent it to my old address from two years ago. Support said it was “successfully delivered.” Somewhere, a stranger is enjoying my dinner while I eat crackers. FML
Today, I was feeling down so I thought I'd order a burger to cheer myself up. The website I ordered from featured Instagram pics of their customers. My ex and the guy she cheated on me with were front and center. FML
Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML
Today, I'm so broke after paying my bills, that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street for lunch. The worst part: to get the butter, I stormed in and angrily complained, saying they forgot to give it to me. I never even ordered a pizza. FML
Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML
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Top comments
Novadi 22
You should leave an anonymous note on her doorstep the next day saying "I hope you enjoyed the pizza, I added something special on it that you'll find... interesting"
Malahkaa 19
They probably didn't eat it wondering what you had done to it....
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Comments (72)
brownapple 22
That sucks. Hope you changed the address though.
Arwen_Evenstar 37
Probably somewhere between realising she sent her ex a pizza, and writing about it on FML. But I guess that depends on her priorities! How much this is an FML depends on how and why they broke up really. Best case, she did something bad and the ex thinks it's just an apology pizza.
Omfgitsmia 15
I don't understand why this got thumbed down. After that huge mistake I would hope they changed it too.
brownapple 22
Where did I go wrong to get thumbed down 15 times?
Malahkaa 19
They probably didn't eat it wondering what you had done to it....
lexos 16
Who says no to free pizza?
sturschaedel 27
It came straight from the pizza place - how should OP have manipulated it?
devildog562 33
Maybe they know people who work there for all the ex knows ?
Juicenub 25
I wouldn't mind if my ex sent me a free pizza.
DFMLharsh 20
But you would mind sending YOUR ex free pizza. That is what the FML is about. Do you even brain, bruh?!
skippydoda 32
Do you understand jokes bruh?
Novadi 22
You should leave an anonymous note on her doorstep the next day saying "I hope you enjoyed the pizza, I added something special on it that you'll find... interesting"
TheEpicKitten 20
His*
gichikku 14
Could be either #51
Justy101 23
You should just go over, eat pizza, have some angry break-up sex, and then take the leftovers home. Win-win situation!
Queensland 27
you thought too hard on this one.
pizzas_awesome 18
No.
frerik 9
Let's hope the pizza you ordered was the pizza he doesn't like ^^
Malecent 13
Noone said ot was a he >.>
ChristianH39 30
I think you're on the wrong site, this isn't tumblr.
newzealand 28
This is way too sad.
ribx 16
You're New Zealand? I'm on top of you right now ;)
zahidnasir 22
count it as a charity
AcieMcG 21
Maybe if you called the pizza place they'd feel bad and send you more pizza? :(
abNormal62 23
Where did you order it from..... Domin-HOES?
Grazelent_90 16
Best comment so far!
Miss_Whipped 43
It's not delivery, it's Digi-*****-nos.
ham_spam 17
That makes no sence
gintwinsmoore 20
#52, it's sense.