Today, my husband sped my car up to 80 in a 30, and almost crashed, which would have killed us both. What did I do to set him off? I played a song he didn't like. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally changed the radio station in my boyfriend’s car. He threw a humongous fit and started driving recklessly, almost causing an accident on several occasions. He then dropped me off at a stop sign and told me to, "walk home, you need to lose weight anyway, fat bitch." FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, my car is still in the shop, so I asked my psycho brother to drive me to the mall. He sped up to nearly 20 km/h over the speed limit, so I shouted for him to stop before he got us both killed. He hit the brakes in the middle of an intersection, and wouldn't move again until I got out. FML
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
Today, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me by maniacally zooming in and out of traffic while we were on his motorcycle. His mood turned to anger when I nervously admitted to having voided my bowels. FML
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I was arguing in the car with my boyfriend about who was the better driver. Being so incensed by the fact that he thought he was better made me completely zone out, and run a red light. FML
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Today, I was tailgated on the highway. There was a car in the lane next to me, and my tailgater was WAY too close to risk slowing down, so I sped up in order to switch lanes, which bumped me over the speed limit. That's when my tailgater turned on the flashing lights. FML
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
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tounces7 28
I mean, if it's not obvious that you need to get away from this person who obviously has severe anger and control issues....it should be. Killing you over a song is pretty much what a deranged psychopath would do.
bl3ur0z3 17
Yeet him. Seriously. Boy, bye 👋
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bl3ur0z3 17
Yeet him. Seriously. Boy, bye 👋
Bogrbon 27
Depends on what song it was. Are we talking “another trite Taylor Swift song” or “Baby shark at 120 decibels?” How much you deserve it or don’t depends on how horrific the song was.=P
Marisa Ware 10
Nobody ever deserves that kind of treatment. I do not care if you have heard that song a million times before, there is no reason to almost kill someone over something like that.
JillianJuneBug 39
They were obviously joking.
SJKatt 15
Jokes have a time and a place, and they happened to pick the wrong ones. Whether or not they're joking isn't the point. Their joke sucked.
tounces7 28
I mean, if it's not obvious that you need to get away from this person who obviously has severe anger and control issues....it should be. Killing you over a song is pretty much what a deranged psychopath would do.
RichardPencil 32
Was it something by Journey? I hate ******' Journey. I'd have driven the car into a wall if you put on Journey crap!
sirrubberduckie 37
Come on, man. I had a rough night and I hate the ******' Eagles, man!
RichardPencil 32
Well, you better not go to Winslow, Arizona which is just down the road from here. They got a town square devoted to the Eagles and two ******' stores dedicated to one verse of "Take It Easy." You'd probably take it to the limit one more time.
spinspinsugar 12
you know I hate most of the comments you post (but I think that's your shtick) but I agree I hate journey lol
Crowned Sataness 12
you mean soon to be ex husband, right? because you're not tolerating the abuse right?
Schyler MacEwan 2
Ummmm.....you’ve made arrangements to get out of there right???? That’s scary af and beyond abusive.
Angelica Ballard 19
Get out of there ASAP
xxlk4xx 6
definitely leave! you dont have to tolerate his crap and you deserve to be treated right! please keep yourself safe and update us!!
SJKatt 15
This is abuse. I hope you are able to get yourself out of this situation safely.
Paul Rushing 21
A song he didn’t like? Or a song that he hates and has repeatedly told you not to play it?!?
Hangryko 32
@Paul Rushing - Wow, dude. Get therapy.