Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking my dog when he decided that he was too lazy to continue walking. It ended up with me looking like a crazy dog lady carrying my medium-sized dog home. FML
Today, I thought it would be nice to take my obese dog for a walk, since she hasn't had one in a long time. She was doing great, until we were about a mile from our house. She plopped down on the ground and wouldn't move. Nobody was home so I had to carry her all the way back to our house. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML
Today, while dogsitting for a friend, I took their overly excitable dog to the park. The moment I unleashed him, he bolted, and I ended up chasing him for what felt like miles. When I finally caught him, I was covered in mud and my pants had a huge tear in them. FML
Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML
Today, I had to carry the dead weight of my 90-pound husky upstairs to the bath because he hates it. He cried the entire time, loudly. He then rolled in the dirt when I let him outside to pee not even an hour later. FML
Today, my 80lb black lab decided that the moment I start doing pushups is her cue to mount me. FML
Today, I untied the rope that was tied to my dog's collar because it was wrapped around the tree choking him. He immediately ran off down the street. I had to chase him barefoot in my boxers for 20 minutes till he got tired. FML
Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML
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xXshadowrollerXx 6
Congratulations. Your dog has just made you his bitch.
PassTheDutch 0
like a boss. lol he got what he wanted.
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Comments (107)
flamegrilled123 3
lol
Anton317 4
aww so cute dog :)
LloydLover69 2
lazy bitch
lyndifluff 6
awww poor baby he/she thought they were in trouble. well it might have been but I hate to see a dog cower mine does it all the time and I have never laid a hand on her. I don't know why they do that but it breaks my heart everytime.
SuperDerp 8
well true. my rottie gets out from time2 time so i usually have to drag her home
stfuitscindeeeh9 3
He was depressed cause he didn't catch the smaller dog :(
BellaGoBoom 6
I doubt he was cowering. Maybe just being stubborn. Dogs DO get tired and hate being dragged around.
instnt1nfction 17
the dog made her exercise
L3Paparazzo 7
that dog has a sense of humor :P
raven02 0
call Cesar Milan
sns_fml 0
did he cry wee wee wee
RaineLee 5
Aww I think your dog's cute OP :)
Volcomsmy_Lyfe 0
I'm pretty sure it wouldve have gone back to your house if you started walking away...
Primo_Loco 0
agreed. when I used to have my lab she would come and go as she pleased. labs are smart and most of them can leave the house and still remember how to get back even after they walked a mile away. my boxer is kinda like this dog but the opposite. she won't chase other dogs and she doesn't like going out but after a mile of trying to tug her along I say "Ok let's go home" and she gets up and runs all the way back to the house -.-dam dog. lol hopefully she'll grow out of it she's not even a year old yet so there's still hope.
RODEOqueen 0
The story you described is actually nothing like the dog in the FML.
lyndifluff 6
being that it's a comment to a comment common sense would say she is replying to that comment. in which case the story would make sense. just saying.
TheWindowLicker 13
Maybe it was a new dog and didn't like the OP. Then they either wouldn't want to follow or they wouldn't know where to go
ydi_4_suking 20
no my dog would run even farther until he felt like coming back. and he would jump the fence and open the gate and leave at anytime. so walking away from him was useless for me
Hello_kitty_love_fml 0
lol, my neighbor's really fat pitbul came to our house like 3 months ago and laid on our grass so he had to carry him halfway but eventually he was walking again haha FYL OP.
sarah9623 4
haa haa
staceysgenesis16 0
your dog was lyk fuuhhkk it carry me , i aint walkin home .. ahaa ur dog is a winner lmfao
PassTheDutch 0
like a boss. lol he got what he wanted.
kirstyannemiller 4
ThAt is one super fat dog
jennifer93 0
Aww that really sucks:/ happy Easter anyway!
Primo_Loco 0
omg I forgot it was Easter, I'm home alone so it completely shot over my head
LetItRise 0
same here man
grrrrimard 6
happy Easter!!!
maxinexoxo 0
HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE ON FML!!!!!!! God bless ; )
carlabelle 0
Weird. I was going to post my fml about my dog being loose... and my neighbors dog was loose as well. Easter = escaped dog day?
marinus_fml 20
It could have been worse. It could have killed and then humped the dead dog. Consider yourself lucky.
klutzyduck1 24
Just curious, what would your haircut be called? Mullet/Mohawk or Mohawk/mullet is the best guess I could come up with. I've always thought it was cool that other countries tend to get new trends for fashion and hairstyles much earlier than the US. I love seeing the "previews" when traveling. :)
fmart 0
it could always be worse... u could have hair like #8
Tcaret300 12
either mullhawk or mowwet lmao
CateXOX 0
Remembering back to marinus' other pictures, his profile picture is not actually him. I don't follow rugby, but I'm assuming the picture is of some famous player.
angela3222 0
it's a fohawk
dl7708 0
Haha true !
iLazy 0
They made "How to train your dragon" but since there is no dog version... Why didnt you read a training manual?
ChuckNorris141 0
the movie ruined the book, that was the funniest book I have ever read
finalyearsofhate 22
yeah, like it's really that difficult to train a lab. no book needed, just common sense.
laurahossner 0
my dog does the same thing! lol
xXshadowrollerXx 6
Congratulations. Your dog has just made you his bitch.
lmaoatall 6
haa, he made you the retriever.