oops
Cheltenham, Australia
Today, I got confused and said grace before brushing my teeth. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Zimbabwe
Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML
Noname
France
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
captfml
United States
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
jj.
United States
Best teeth in the game
Today, as always, my mom loudly asked me if I'd brushed my teeth, then replied to my yes with, “I don’t believe you.” All because I forgot to brush my teeth once when I was 5. I’m 17 now. FML
Simon Cowell
Today, I realised my teeth are so stained that they look cleaner when I've not brushed them. FML
knighton16
United States
Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML
Anonymous
Ouch
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Eww! Cleanliness!
Today, I got looked at weirdly for brushing my teeth in an airport bathroom. FML
Sergie
Ireland
Minty freshness
Today, I was getting ready for my first day at work. Right before leaving the house I brushed my teeth thoroughly one more time to have a fresh breath. While cleaning my tongue, I went too far, which made me throw up. I was 20 minutes late for work. Good start. FML
fax4voice3
Brooklyn, United States
Snap!
Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML
Top comments
twitchywaffles 26
Jesus will make sure you never have a cavity again
Welshite 40
Dear God, Accept this sacrifice of oral agony as I dedicate my teeth to Your great glory. Please keep my pearly whites safe so that I might one day see Heaven's Pearly Gates. Amen.
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Comments (71)
MD9 19
Amen brother
feeloona 18
...so? Why is this even on FML?!
dannylee6 8
I wouldn't really say that's a bad idea
gabsaad 10
How is this an FML
gabsaad 10
How is this an FML
PrincessZelda_HR 22
How... Does one get to that level of confusion?
trepatukas 16
Better safe than sorry. Good teeth sometimes are worth praying/thanking for.
Xeivan 15
You're never suppose to go full retard OP.
EarlFug 19
SupposeD. The point of your comment was stupid and meaningless, and you were incorrect expressing it.
marko1596 24
Don't sweat it, OP. I sometimes would start to recite the national anthem at the dinner table (this one was very embarassing), and other times I'd take out my metro card instead of my ID to swipe through in school.
fml_kingg 7
This piece of shit got through but mine was rejected. not **** my life, **** you all