Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him and talking to other guys in a Facebook group that’s literally called, "A group where we all pretend to be ants in a colony." When I showed him what it really was, he dumped me for participating in something he said was so stupid. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been actively cheating on me the whole relationship. When I called him out and showed him the evidence, he lied to my face, saying he didn’t know who sent the Facebook messages, but that it wasn't him and he did nothing wrong. He is constantly on his phone. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, I once again confronted my boyfriend about tagging the girl he told me not to worry about in boyfriend/girlfriend memes on Facebook instead of me. He told me I was overreacting and, “it’s just social media!” He told me he’ll dump me if I bring it up again. We’ve been together for a year and a half. FML
Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Today, my (now ex) boyfriend and I had a fight, during which he said, "This is why I talk to other girls." I called him out for admitting to cheating and he told me I was toxic. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML
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Top comments
Sarah Yamabo 15
Sounds like he’s been looking for a way out, but too chicken to do it like a man so he finds the most ridiculous reasons to break things off... Good riddance.
AzariusStar01 26
I’ve heard of that FB group, lol. I suggest you find a guy with a sense of humour, it seems petty to be upset over something like that and end a relationship because of something so simple
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Comments (8)
RichardPencil 32
Either it's so stupid or so brilliant. You could be hooking up right and left using this guise of a silly ant simulation. You slutty Myrmidon, you!
AzariusStar01 26
I’ve heard of that FB group, lol. I suggest you find a guy with a sense of humour, it seems petty to be upset over something like that and end a relationship because of something so simple
Sarah Yamabo 15
Sounds like he’s been looking for a way out, but too chicken to do it like a man so he finds the most ridiculous reasons to break things off... Good riddance.
PradyParty 8
I'm literally in that fb group lmaooo. Let's get all the ants to vote on if we should eat him or not 😤 😤
JillianJuneBug 39
Not gonna lie, that group sounds freaking awesome
RichardPencil 32
I'm sure it's all fun and games until someone starts sending unsolicited thorax pics.
littl3storm 30
now he's gone, you have more time to dedicate to the Queen
Beackers675 13
I am also in that group, and your BORING ex boyfriend can suck it.