oops
Cheltenham, Australia
Today, I got confused and said grace before brushing my teeth. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Zimbabwe
Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML
Noname
France
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
captfml
United States
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
jj.
United States
Best teeth in the game
Today, as always, my mom loudly asked me if I'd brushed my teeth, then replied to my yes with, “I don’t believe you.” All because I forgot to brush my teeth once when I was 5. I’m 17 now. FML
Simon Cowell
Today, I realised my teeth are so stained that they look cleaner when I've not brushed them. FML
knighton16
United States
Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML
Anonymous
Ouch
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Eww! Cleanliness!
Today, I got looked at weirdly for brushing my teeth in an airport bathroom. FML
Sergie
Ireland
Minty freshness
Today, I was getting ready for my first day at work. Right before leaving the house I brushed my teeth thoroughly one more time to have a fresh breath. While cleaning my tongue, I went too far, which made me throw up. I was 20 minutes late for work. Good start. FML
fax4voice3
Brooklyn, United States
Snap!
Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML
Top comments
twitchywaffles 26
Jesus will make sure you never have a cavity again
Welshite 40
Dear God, Accept this sacrifice of oral agony as I dedicate my teeth to Your great glory. Please keep my pearly whites safe so that I might one day see Heaven's Pearly Gates. Amen.
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Comments (71)
twitchywaffles 26
Jesus will make sure you never have a cavity again
corporatescoundr 25
Holiest mouth in existence✋?
HappyItalian 38
Only if he didn't forget to rinse with holy water after.
ForwardUn2Dawn 18
Plot twist: OP is the Pope on FML.
DoDaJulio 13
300th like lol
Welshite 40
Dear God, Accept this sacrifice of oral agony as I dedicate my teeth to Your great glory. Please keep my pearly whites safe so that I might one day see Heaven's Pearly Gates. Amen.
meliodafool_ 15
Thank you, Lord, for sending your son to die on the floss for our sins.
wondercat40 28
God bless
jjmack34 15
Never a bad thing to say a prayer, maybe he will make that 2 minutes go by faster?
Ahaddad123 27
Lol what?!?
whysobeachy 37
Thank you for your insightful comment, #6. It has contributed much to the hilarity of the comments section here. Please continue to bless forthcoming FMLs with your beautiful comments.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Do you also swallow the toothpaste?
I_Like_Dogs 28
A prayer a day keeps a dentist away.
datkenna 20
Someone had a fun night last night
HappyItalian 38
Don't worry, God will protect those pearly whites from the sinful yellow.
Venister 11
Ydi