Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, when some suds from my shampoo fell into my mouth and down my throat. I retched and sputtered for about two minutes before finally throwing up. FML
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror, I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly leaned in towards the mirror to pop the pimple, meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML
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F_MY_L1FE 0
WTH, who does both AT THE same time?? BAD IDEA. YDI
JesseJaymz 0
and now you have a mouth full of bloody pubes.
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Comments (187)
leadrunner751 3
haha. win OP!
CrazyCatCookin 0
Ouch. But ydi
crailboyne 0
how is this a win? sounds like a fail to me.
the_flirtt 0
ouch ydi for not noticing
joserme 0
pretty sure I seen this on tv..lie?
eazyeeze 0
Damn, even your toothbrush and razor don't want to hear you busting tunes
LightningLadyy 0
#14 hahahaha
Stevefett 0
17- Twilight and Bieber suck ass!!
the_flirtt 0
haha agree
chenoa_fml 0
eek!!
MeAlec 1
haha you're an idiot
noobgang7 5
Who brushes their teeth in the shower?
RyanG_21 0
fail.. ydi
Raleigh_bruh 7
Bianca, you drink smoothies in the shower. :|
msyelowbubblegum 0
ew... im sorry.. but ur stupid ahhaa this is why u dont shave and brushmy teeth
Raleigh_bruh 7
Uhhh... Oooookay then, lol.
Raleigh_bruh 7
It really did.. :|
KiddNYC1O 22
I brush my teeth in shower. saves time, okay! lol
VegasSkiess 0
thts not a win. haha he shaved his mouth; ouch! ydi all the way:0
cstrat 0
Brushing your teeth in the shower is win. And also the first step to eventually installing a garbage disposal.
Stevefett 0
Shave with a straight razor do ya?
Arsonnist 3
YDI for multitasking. No but really, I couldn't do any better.
CrimsonWolf1294 0
You think it hurts now, wait til the cuts begin to heal. it will KILL! but YDI anyway...
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
My teeth always feel cleaner if I brush in the shower. But you do have to make sure not to drip minty toothpaste on the sensitive bits.
KiddNYC1O 22
ijd, you don't like the tingly feeling?
FMGrammar 0
coming from someone who recently began brushing my teeth in the shower, and didn't notice the minty foam had dripped onto my frank & beans, the tingling isn't too too bad after all. lol jk it burned like hell... thought I'd had sex with the other poster with the "list" or something... that's a freak out moment, "IS THAT ACID ON MY BALLS?!", yeah... anyway op fyl & ydi atw
lovesuckz123 0
wow OP ur retarded.what were ur eyes closed too?
pilotX1000 0
blonde moment
mooshibear140 4
what the hell? FYL if you got underarm hair in your mouth. YDI for brushing your teeth while shaving!
ChelseaXD 0
Why would you brush your teeth in the shower?! YDI
ronnyBrets 0
thats wat i said when i saw yout
The_Fonz_fml 0
lol 63i love that episode
christa953 12
31 I was gonna say that lol. once hal did in Malcolm in the Middle when he thought he was late for work.
summerlesslove 0
ik people brush their teeth in the shower but who the hell brushes and shaves and sings at the same time and then cuts their mouth? YDI
comedychick 1
OW!! ew gosh that would be absolutely terrible!
OhWowFYLindeed 0
Did you get toothpaste on your face too?
mollyholden 0
seriously
broskiiii 0
I call bull shit, you would notice. fake
broskiiii 0
definitly fake, you'd notice, bull shit
JajaFMLer 3
Did you also brush your lips? -_-
benny81_fml 2
i do lol its way more practical than waiting until you get out of the shower when youre all cold and have to stand there brushing your teeth
Izzy_babii 0
Who the **** brushes their teeth in the shower? Or shaves and brushes their teeth at the same time?! I'm sure OP is a blonde...may the blondes begin to "attempt" to gang up on my comment:DD
HannahGirl97 0
ouch! srry.... but who brushes their teeth in the shower??
5t3ff1k4h 47
165, clearly a lot of people do.
HeYHiTmEUp 2
Hey msg me
birdfreak 24
wow that stanx 2nd
T9FTW 20
Really? Stanx?
lu95 16
you seriously have some problems now dontchya?
Person1233 13
I fail to see where a problem, such as a mental problem comes into place here.
F_MY_L1FE 0
WTH, who does both AT THE same time?? BAD IDEA. YDI
IchbinSyn 0
Really?? and how do use confuse em?? btw did u follow with mouth wash??
C19_fml 9
YDI for liking music OP lol
ndvorsky 4
YDI for being an ideot
ImFrackinBored 13
^^ both of those comments were just completely retarded.
malaak2 16
Don't use the word 'retarded' as an insult.
JesseJaymz 0
and now you have a mouth full of bloody pubes.
rainbowhobos 4
Win. ^^^^
CrazyCatCookin 0
Yeah but the Minty fresh testis are sure to be a hit with the ladies!
rainbowhobos 4
Also a win. ^^^^ I actually prefer the original douche-flavor myself. Nothing beats the classics.
cant7see7me7 3
rainbow hobos, is that what the tounge ring is for?;)
rainbowhobos 4
Noooot exactly. I actually got it from losing a stupid bet. Honestly I thought it was a turn-off for guys, but they seem to like it. So I kept it. :/
xkittykatx 0
your tounge ring is in an odd place o_O , it should be up a smidget.
Jessicaa96145 0
aha ydi op xD
swimmerstud 7
totally. who would be brushing their teeth in the shower?
oarisimo 4
I do. a lot people do actually. UT saves time and water.
oarisimo 4
that's supposed to say it, not UT. my phone does weird things lol
rmgould 0
your an idiot!
vienna_awaits 0
agreed
infinitegrace 21
You're*. Next time you call some one an idiot get your own spelling correct.
larissa132 0
You are seriously a moron. >.< totally your fault.
chrissoto312 2
Epic fail! Why would you even be attempting that anyways? That's just plumb dumb!