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Cheltenham, Australia
Today, I got confused and said grace before brushing my teeth. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Zimbabwe
Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML
Noname
France
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
captfml
United States
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
jj.
United States
Best teeth in the game
Today, as always, my mom loudly asked me if I'd brushed my teeth, then replied to my yes with, “I don’t believe you.” All because I forgot to brush my teeth once when I was 5. I’m 17 now. FML
Simon Cowell
Today, I realised my teeth are so stained that they look cleaner when I've not brushed them. FML
knighton16
United States
Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML
Anonymous
Ouch
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Eww! Cleanliness!
Today, I got looked at weirdly for brushing my teeth in an airport bathroom. FML
Sergie
Ireland
Minty freshness
Today, I was getting ready for my first day at work. Right before leaving the house I brushed my teeth thoroughly one more time to have a fresh breath. While cleaning my tongue, I went too far, which made me throw up. I was 20 minutes late for work. Good start. FML
fax4voice3
Brooklyn, United States
Snap!
Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML
Top comments
twitchywaffles 26
Jesus will make sure you never have a cavity again
Welshite 40
Dear God, Accept this sacrifice of oral agony as I dedicate my teeth to Your great glory. Please keep my pearly whites safe so that I might one day see Heaven's Pearly Gates. Amen.
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Comments (71)
9a_1z 12
Once when I was little I accidentally said my bedtime prayer instead of grace. Jesus hasn't spoken to me since :(
Luter72 9
i am sure that nobody saw you this thing isnt so bad and no one in this entire universe would've known about this if you haven't posted it on FML like a bitch
captainyoung 4
I'm catholic we have a prayer for everything
rachelrae120 11
I'm Catholic and I agree with that (:
soulreaper12296 28
Why is this an FML?
Jryan952015 7
Did you eat the toothpaste?
CrazyMelvin 14
Nothing wrong with praying any time.
Jets4Life89 4
Why the **** are you putting this on this site? This isn't some stupid ass twitter bullshit this is supposed to be embarrassing or **** me moments not you being so stupid you pray before teeth brushing, keep stupid shit like that to yourself noone cares.
sexytimemagee 3
there is no god. you just talked yourself before you brushed your teeth.
SS 31
A mate of mine once said grace during sex. To be fair though his girlfriend was called Grace
cowgirlupCA 4
It's never a bad time to talk to God