Ransomware Anonymous - 25/04/2015 03:23 - United States Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML 29 504 26 773
Very strange behavior Loserbot - 04/09/2012 01:02 - United States - Saint Petersburg Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Right as she orgasmed, she screamed out Megatron's name. When I later confronted her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him and wanted to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic for a year and half now. FML 22 529 28 461