Today, I got into a fight with my parents when they called me a bad driver. Imagine their smugness when I had to call them two hours later and tell them that I drove into a pole. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I hit someone’s car and got arrested for a DUI. I had to tell my parents so they could remove me from the insurance. My mom's response in the background after I told my dad was "I knew it." FML
Today, it was my first driving lesson. I was so bad, the police stopped me and accused me of being drunk, because I almost crashed into the pole in front of them. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML
Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young people like myself are better drivers because we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddenly interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML
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Top comments
mds9986 24
Well you kind of deserve it if you drove into a pole. Pay attention more at the wheel, it could be a person next time.
AC98 19
Their smugness was justified
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Comments (33)
mds9986 24
Well you kind of deserve it if you drove into a pole. Pay attention more at the wheel, it could be a person next time.
91hayek 31
Come now, the polish ARE people. Poles get so much stick for nothing I swear smh.
AC98 19
Their smugness was justified
cebsvt 14
get rekt
lovelockdown23 23
There was a lesson here that you seem to have missed lol. especially since your username is "apparently" Bad driver.
Schala360 27
Next time listen to your parents, RSA ftw
gte225 11
RSA?
jerryj 27
Republic of South Africa
muarif 19
Remember kid, Mommy and daddy knows the best ;)
AddictGamer 16
Just because someone is a parent doesn't automatically justify them as a good and logical-determined person. There are plenty of molesters, psychos, and murderers that have children. Doesn't change them as a person.
Tthug 34
He never said that all parents are decent folks. They've just had more life experience. Especially more driving experience. Obviously there are exceptions. But good to listen to your parents even if you choose not to agree with them. Because they've probably been through something similar. It's just the way people are.
Saikon1357 25
Get gud
jackipdoc 31
You completely deserved it.
alexanderavatar 24
ydi if i was ur parents i would be cheesed and bitch slap for driving into a pole of all things
Tournesol143 28
I hope you're not injured OP - and no one else is either. I also hope that the fact you've written this down means you realise a lesson is here to be learned and it wasn't too costly. This time.
IDerive 12
Your poor parents... There's nothing more disheartening than a kid that won't stay off the poles..