Noname
France
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Ouch
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Talented73
Today, while brushing my teeth, I applied the toothpaste to my toothbrush when a few bristles got caught on the lip of the tube and flung a glob of toothpaste into my eye. My eye is now bloodshot, but at least it's minty fresh. FML
Mirroronthewall
Canada
Multitasking
Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror, I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly leaned in towards the mirror to pop the pimple, meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML
lol
United Kingdom
Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML
Such a rush
Yippee!
Today, I was brushing my teeth in a rush before work. I squeezed the toothpaste tube too hard, and some of it it shot directly into my eye. I spent the next ten minutes half-blind, crying peppermint tears, and still somehow managed to be late. FML
530gangsta
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
ouch
Stockton, United States
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
captfml
United States
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
Anonymous
Blow it
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
Anonymous
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Top comments
mattdanfrank 0
I've wading through the winging people and found you. You're not harping on about periods, pregnancies or being caught smoking weed - you poked yourself in your eye with your toothbrush, and for that you have my admiration. If anything can sum up the whole meaning of this site, it's poking yourself in the eye with your toothbrush. F*** my toothbrush, f*** my morning, f*** my life, I've just poked myself in my eye with my f***ing toothbrush F***! Excellent.
pinkfrenchrose 5
How do you fall asleep while brushing your teeth... ? O_O
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mattdanfrank 0
I've wading through the winging people and found you. You're not harping on about periods, pregnancies or being caught smoking weed - you poked yourself in your eye with your toothbrush, and for that you have my admiration. If anything can sum up the whole meaning of this site, it's poking yourself in the eye with your toothbrush. F*** my toothbrush, f*** my morning, f*** my life, I've just poked myself in my eye with my f***ing toothbrush F***! Excellent.
LinsKitty 0
#1, I think I love you a little bit
pinkfrenchrose 5
How do you fall asleep while brushing your teeth... ? O_O
litecrush 0
Maybe he was dozing off (standing) while he was brushing his teeth and inenvertenly poked himself in the eye...
ArentICute 0
Wow, this was in a spongebob episode that I seen quite a while ago. Good times, good times.
kip_fml 0
kind of hilarious! thats rough.
superson_fml 0
cute
rawchelllll 0
Bwahaha thats hilarous. Are you narcoleptic?
skyraider17 0
Yeah, narcolepsy much? Even if you were brushing with your eyes closed, the toothbrush would have to come out of your mouth to poke you in the eye... definitely a bad start/end to a day
frenchfriez888 0
ahahaha......thats hilarious. good job, mate.
xMooMoox 0
Were you brushing laying down? I'm trying to figure out how you managed to do this feat.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I agree with pinkfrenchrose. I'm not sure how someone could fall asleep while brushing their teeth... Unless they have the medical issue where you can fall asleep basically anywhere at any time. [Edit] I was talking about narcolepsy. Yup, yup. I didn't know that's what it was called though.
PaperxHearts_xox 0
How in the world do you fall asleep while brushing your teeth? o_0 maybe you're narcoleptic, I guess.