Bobby M
Ireland
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
Chester (Seattle)
United States
Today, I got circumcised. After the surgery, my girlfriend got drunk and texted all of her friends about it. FML
loser
France
Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done, I went to zip up, then realized I'd never unzipped. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Pain like no one has ever seen before
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
liu_kang
United States
Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML
box bulge
China
Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML
eiregal2
Cork, Ireland
Butterfingers
Today, I somehow managed to slice open my thumb. The dangerous weapon that caused this to happen? Velcro. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Seamstressed
Italy
It's called fashion, OK? Look it up.
Today, I was sewing a top. Due to a mistake, I had to unstitch the zipper and resew it. When I was almost done, I noticed that the zipper was upside down. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML
Top comments
Michaelgee 2
I guess you can you say your fashion sense is certainly "cutting edge" Sincerely, Your useless superhero Bad Pun Man.
hannah1203 2
Rabbi's don't get paid to do circumcisions, but they do keep the tips...
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Michaelgee 2
I guess you can you say your fashion sense is certainly "cutting edge" Sincerely, Your useless superhero Bad Pun Man.
ravenousrhino 0
so much win
Fekenator 0
epicly awesome win ^
ilovenoah 0
omg!!! you're frikin awesome man!!!
purplepenguine 0
I love you bad pun man
DoubtedSeeker 0
oh your punny hahaha I can do this too XD
Blake4477 0
287) Obviously you can't because his was funny, and yours was just a waste of a comment! No offense(:
iLikeBoyes22 0
fashion sense? lol so he wears his dick out
txtrphyhnter 0
some times people lie a little to much
dreamering 16
That's what happen when you don't use underwear
dreamering 16
I can imagine you never had a bonner out of the bed
BlueShai 0
just like in there's something about mary! hahahaha hope you're okay :)
LittlexSparrow 0
love that movie. lol
TabzTheLoserKidd 4
you weren't already circumcised? hmmm well that sounds very very painful!
jaint 0
not everyone is circumcised...
jakel121 0
Is it just me, or does Tabz's picture look really slutty?
TabzTheLoserKidd 4
it's a Twinkie... I'm not sure how a Twinkie makes me look slutty but okayy
xcarxcrashx 9
Oh this just makes me think about that scene from 'Something about Mary'... eeeeek!
shitusernames 0
we got a bleeder
CTVrhythmguitari 8
Holy SHIT that sucks. D:
kkins 0
sounds painful :x
mfmylifesrsly 30
YDI for not getting circumcised ahead of time, the Lord commands it! Trollolololol
lofty1012 3
it's his parents' fault, not his. he didn't get to choose.
mfmylifesrsly 30
I'm guessing you didn't get the last word I put
preetss 0
**** off
lofty1012 3
I must not have
RyanMacVey 17
im not circumsized :o ...is that bad???
RyanMacVey 17
...ohh i get it... coz i dont have a penis.... wow aint you just sucha funny boy
jorrrdddinnn 1
at least girls will want to have sex with you now.
jdeshnerx3 0
my ex wasn't circumcised it feels way better!!
mfmylifesrsly 30
23 - wow really? many guys who arnt circumcised have sex, and as far as I'm aware, besides in America and maybe a couple other countries, NOT being circumcised is the norm. So shut your shallow ass up. I'd also like to nose I prefer circumcised, but I'm not a bitch about it like 23
preetss 0
what a ****.
KickItHigh 32
46 Who are you talking to?
MuchDance90s 0
cultural ignorance is awesome go check some stats sweetie
ivan_m25 0
that's messes up.
TabzTheLoserKidd 4
dear haters, please shut up! her comment was funny! y'all however, are extremely annoying and should go do something more productive with your lives.
trimmerr 1
Wtf. All the chicks seem to be PMS 'ing at the same time.
TabzTheLoserKidd 4
don't just assume we're all on out periods. I don't know about them, but I'm not.
gabidessie2012 0
your a bitch
mfmylifesrsly 30
I actually am on my period LOL
randomstudios 0
y'all
TabzTheLoserKidd 4
who's a bitch? oh and it's spelled "you're" :)
TabzTheLoserKidd 4
hahaha you're really on your period? an uhmm yes. I say "y'all" cause I'm from the south where as the northerners say things like "yous guys..."
Shadow4i5 3
don't worry Tabz
mfmylifesrsly 30
it's okay 238 I say y'all too :)
Shadow4i5 3
the red head is hurt anyways so idk how'd she wuld kno
TabzTheLoserKidd 4
hahah are you a southerner like me?
Blake4477 0
I'm from the south too!(:
Blake4477 0
174) I was wondering has anyone ever told you that you look like Jack Black? Just a random question(:
Beast_Hoff 0
Im from Canada... I feel left out
ILoveTabz 0
southerners are the best!
iLikeBoyes22 0
like eat a Twinkie?
likeabaws 0
ghetto..