Bobby M
Ireland
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
Chester (Seattle)
United States
Today, I got circumcised. After the surgery, my girlfriend got drunk and texted all of her friends about it. FML
loser
France
Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done, I went to zip up, then realized I'd never unzipped. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Pain like no one has ever seen before
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
liu_kang
United States
Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML
box bulge
China
Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML
eiregal2
Cork, Ireland
Butterfingers
Today, I somehow managed to slice open my thumb. The dangerous weapon that caused this to happen? Velcro. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Seamstressed
Italy
It's called fashion, OK? Look it up.
Today, I was sewing a top. Due to a mistake, I had to unstitch the zipper and resew it. When I was almost done, I noticed that the zipper was upside down. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML
Top comments
Michaelgee 2
I guess you can you say your fashion sense is certainly "cutting edge" Sincerely, Your useless superhero Bad Pun Man.
hannah1203 2
Rabbi's don't get paid to do circumcisions, but they do keep the tips...
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Comments (403)
rawrchikarawr 0
dang..
inslb54 0
that sucks soo bad
redtigerlily 5
Should wear underwear then. That's what you get for free balling.
BradenLock 4
*passes out*
XxbrokeNCYDExX 6
ouch!! :/
sakurabunny 0
this is why guys shouldn't wear skinny jeans lol jk...poor baby! now is the perfect time to try and get girls to "kiss it and make it all better" lmao
ellemk 0
Sick, dude.
jakel121 0
72, that comment was so long that I cant even thumbs up it on my iPod XD
schoujar 0
ouch. that sounds .... very painful.
KickItHigh 32
I see arguments for this FML about genital mutilation... Or just about "why aren't you circumcised, you're weird!"