Today, the pipe in the dining room sink suddenly broke open and in about 15 minutes my entire apartment was turned into an indoor swimming pool. The worst part? I was there the entire time, playing video games with my headphones on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML
Today, I went back to my flat after a night on the town and staying at my girlfriend's. My flat was flooded. I had been sick in the sink and left the tap on all night. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my house was flooded from a broken pipe under the sink. My house had just recently had new wood floors, carpet and electrics installed because 6 months earlier my house had been flooded by the same pipe breaking. FML
Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML
Today, I woke up to a fog. Literally. A pipe burst in my apartment and scalding water was everywhere. To make matters worse, when I called maintenance he told me he'd come by later, hung up on me, and turned his phone off. He did eventually show up, but it was 5 hours later, well after I'd paid a plumber $200. FML
Today, I flooded my entire kitchen. The water was cut off at night and I left the faucet open without realizing. When the sound woke me up at 5am, the water reached my ankles. I frantically tried to sweep it out before my mother woke up at 6am. I didn't make it. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML
Today, I finally started a DIY home improvement project I'd been putting off for a while now. As I was drilling into the wall, I managed to hit a plumbing pipe that I didn't know was there and started flooded my living room. FML
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Top comments
mr_smiley227 0
put some water jets in your apartment and you got a giant Jacuzzi
urdirtyolduncle 15
yeah there is.. it's called Call of Duty..
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Comments (165)
jdeshnerx3 0
throw on a bathing suit and some floaties!!
jdeshnerx3 0
whatever on the thumbs down. that ***** funny get a sense of humor and pull that tree branch out of your brown eye!!
iAmScrubs 19
You are getting thumbs up, are you not?
jdeshnerx3 0
I wasn't lol I had like 4 down
ximenita0731 0
lol
bodmonontheblock 0
submit a fml cuz you got thumbs down
jdeshnerx3 0
how would you like a thumb up your ass? and thanks for the suggestion.. I did. lol I've seen dumber ones
CitrusGirl 0
You don't need to start doing an angry dance for 4 thumbs down. There are people that thumb every comment down just to piss others off. It's fair to get angry once your comment has been hidden.
jdeshnerx3 0
I really was kidding but people take stuff WAY to seriously
JayBear14 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
No excuse for this type of stupidity...
urdirtyolduncle 15
yeah there is.. it's called Call of Duty..
nate_msm 0
9 win
Bano360 25
How is it stupidity? Are you saying you can't have headphones on, in case the pipe bursts? Who expects that to happen? You're an idiot!
CDABXXX 5
He's stupid for wearing HEADPHONES? Yeah, who's stupid now?
ConradDavid 1
141. I'm pretty sure you are... because most people were earphones, headphones, or a headset (not just for gaming) most likely you have as well to listen to music... so shut up thanks =)
JayBear14 11
No just stupid for not realizing theres a ton of water flooding his apartment...
Oklahoma2010 0
You dont play games much do you? Not to much gets in the way of them
mr_smiley227 0
put some water jets in your apartment and you got a giant Jacuzzi
Pawned71 0
someone is going to be AFK
volley4eva1698 0
*glug glug* MUST. FINISH. ROUND...HEADSHOT YES! oh shit... goin down garblegarblegluglugluglug
hobojo11 0
scuba dive cod epic win
DoomSkuller 28
Doubt that'd work unless waterproof console, controller and TV cases
joooeee 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
stop crafting, start plumbing, get a life and quit bumming.
Po1ntBlank 0
minecraft ftw
legojud 5
Can't agree more.
karman850 7
Oh that rhymes!!!!!!!
sophiehelen 32
They might actually have a job you know. A lot of people play games as downtime after work
Sulphuric_Glue 16
I ****** hate people who say all people who play games have no life and no friends. Sure, we might never have physically met our friends, but you don't need to do that to make friends with someone. And it's been scientifically proven that gamers have better reflexes and (although more research is needed on this) make better pilots and drivers, and even sailors.
Sulphuric_Glue 16
Games also teach you a lot about history, geography, and general life lessons. You ever played a Paradox Grand Strategy game? I play the damn things so much that I know where the majority of countries are in the world, their geography their religions, their history, etc. From modded Mount & Blade I learned about Mediaeval warfare and weaponry. From Total War I learned about strategic thinking and battle tactics. I can name many more, but I frankly can't be ****** because there are so many.
mfmylifesrsly 30
only in Bangladesh.
mfmylifesrsly 30
he's from Bangladesh, tard
Codezlol 21
Derping has no border boundaries
iAmScrubs 19
Well you might as well use the pool. Go get your bathing suit and start swimming.
TabzTheLoserKidd 4
well you should swim and maybe while your home, play your games outloud... it's a lot more fun that way!
angel2184 7
turtle beach win lol
nate_msm 0
turltebeach 1-0 Ops apartment
alaskasfml 0
"i'm swimming in the game. and for some reason i actually feel like im sitting in water. this is awesome!"
strizz18 0
someones oblivious