Anonymous
Saudi Arabia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brighton, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Privacy
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Isabell
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
OhGodWhy
Indianapolis, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML
jesus christ, dad
Manchester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Knock first
Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML
dinosaucer
United States 🌶️ Spicy
You wanker
Today, I was accused of masturbating during work. I was actually just getting something out of my pocket. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
So frustratiiiiing
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
GoldenTornado11
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Anonymous
Camarillo, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Rubbing one out on the sly
Today, I went over to talk to my boss. I must have snuck up on her because she was masturbating through her pants. She stopped and I had to chat away, pretending I didn't notice. FML
DearLord
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Next, on The Jerry Springer Show…
Today, I had to explain to my boss that masturbating in public is inappropriate. This isn't the first time this has taken place. FML
Anonymous
Fort Lauderdale, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
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starflyer59 17
look them in the eye and finish like a boss!
Dcm210 19
You shouldn't be doing it in public anyway.
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Comments (138)
AnimeBitch 14
I really hope the OP responds, there's gotta be more to this ish.
divadro102 16
Caught me once, shame on me. Caught me twice, come on in.
rierie1313 2
OMG the same thing just happened to me.!!!!
bigdfootball97 24
F-A-I-L!
samcarroll 9
Damn, that's blue balls for a week.. Lmao
clever_name_here 7
If you were in a situation where you could lock the door, lock it and when whoever wants to come in say something like "Oh im sorry i mustve locked the door when i closed it. My bad."
stevothedevo 25
Not-so-clever_comment_here
Rano0o 10
Ohh that must be hard, especially since ur in KSA :/ i know how people consider it to be wrong and etc..
Bcfrmkc816 17
Did you ask them to help or join ya? Maybe that's why it's happened twice
iLynz 12
This sounds like something my brother would do ...
muffinkitty 15
And you know this how?
amifaiyaz 12
You might want to learn how to close a door before pleasuring yourself next time.