Anonymous
Saudi Arabia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brighton, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Privacy
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Isabell
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
OhGodWhy
Indianapolis, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML
jesus christ, dad
Manchester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Knock first
Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML
dinosaucer
United States 🌶️ Spicy
You wanker
Today, I was accused of masturbating during work. I was actually just getting something out of my pocket. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
So frustratiiiiing
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
GoldenTornado11
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Anonymous
Camarillo, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Rubbing one out on the sly
Today, I went over to talk to my boss. I must have snuck up on her because she was masturbating through her pants. She stopped and I had to chat away, pretending I didn't notice. FML
DearLord
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Next, on The Jerry Springer Show…
Today, I had to explain to my boss that masturbating in public is inappropriate. This isn't the first time this has taken place. FML
Anonymous
Fort Lauderdale, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
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starflyer59 17
look them in the eye and finish like a boss!
Dcm210 19
You shouldn't be doing it in public anyway.
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AussieAndo 2
Yep, I noticed that too, #30. Did anyone else notice this happened in Saudi Arabia? Then again, OP's only human, and every guy does it. Why would the country make any difference? Possibly a much worse outcome if the OP was female. Only speculating here. Don't know for sure.
simplysarcastics 26
Horndog...
jaysea 5
Been there!
Mariee_x3 6
By or to the same person? ;)
chanellgymnast 17
Change ur lock!
DaLiquer 20
WTF? Really?
andrew9623 9
Catch me once, shame on you. Catch me twice, shame on me....
olpally 33
Easy there Quagmire! Lol. Have some self control!
Wimoweh 10
I do that every Saturday, didn't know it was so special. Not the getting caught part though, no, I've devised a few counter-measures over the years.
Infinity1337 11
You ********** alot.
maosquare 18
Trust me, twice is not a lot.
RedPillSucks 33
Could have been weeks or months separating each incident.