Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, after weeks of my yelling, my boyfriend finally listened and got a hobby. Instead of getting into something sensible like martial arts, he chose tabletop gaming. Now I have to listen to hours of boring stories about pretend fantasy worlds, and admit to everyone that my boyfriend is a nerd. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he hates my male best friend because they have "conflicting interests." My best friend's response? "What's his gamertag so I can shoot him in Halo?" FML
Today, I overheard my husband telling his friend that he wished a zombie apocalypse would happen in real life, so he could take me out back and shoot me without having to worry about going to prison. FML
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
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Top comments
gc327072 31
Obviously a sweet, normal guy with no anger issues.
Dracoboxer357 36
....And that would be the end of the relationship for me. Tell that asshole to take a ******* walk, everyone deserves more respect than that. :p
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Comments (100)
Angio113 10
Hey, everyone's gotta start somewhere.
MidnaLink 35
...no
Bakarra 22
More like "hey, every murderer's gotta start somewhere..." Cuz that's not normal...
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Wow>.
someteenager 13
Hating somebody is rather normal. For example, I hate you, #17
bluehero 17
Another retarded comment by #17.. Lol
Bakarra 22
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Man, hating someone for a couple comments you don't find funny? Forgive me for not sharing similar feelings in similar situations, I must just be crazy...
abu4u 26
Everyone express their love differently.
bluehero 17
I don't hate you, #47, I just like poking fun lol
NoFlippinWai 24
some people may call op a muse and inspiration. It could be worse, he could kill you irl instead.
keverdeen 14
That's not scary at all...
helloimclaudia 30
You should talk to him.
SWhimsynBubbaS 14
Or run...
gc327072 31
Obviously a sweet, normal guy with no anger issues.
Bakarra 22
His dating profile says he enjoys candlelight dinners and long walks on the beach...
gc327072 31
He likes to bring a shovel for, ya know... digging up sea shells....
Sekkaichi 12
He never forgets his sleeping bags...for camping.
NoFlippinWai 24
and is always prepared. like a boy scout. but scarier
Dracoboxer357 36
....And that would be the end of the relationship for me. Tell that asshole to take a ******* walk, everyone deserves more respect than that. :p
Bakarra 22
"I hate when I'm dating someone for an extended period of time and I just hate that person. why do I continue dating them? Idk...I guess is just rather be stuck in a relationship with someone I hate than be alone...cuz that makes so much sense..."- OPs boyfriend
ileenefudge 29
24-what? OP is a girl and she doesn't have to wait until he ends it. She can and should do it herself if she feels it's not going to work out.
Bakarra 22
Yea the point was it sounds like OP hasnt noticed this intense hatred from her boyfriend before but the boyfriend has felt it for a while now, so i dont understand why he hasnt ended it if he hates her. And yea of course she can end it if she wants, now that she knows he hates her it would be a pretty good time to do that...
AllMyNope 10
You should just stop.
ShannyAK 16
Just run op... Just run while you have the chance
Crofty92 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for letting him treat you like shit. Get some self respect.
Bakarra 22
If it's going on FML it's probably a surprise to OP that he feels this way about her, not like it's been a long spanning abusive relationship otherwise that probably would have been said
Zemmiphobia 11
34- Do you ever post comments that don't get downvoted?
Bakarra 22
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It's pretty clear there's a vendetta against me at this point, and yea if you wanna go back like a week I'm sure you can find some
NoFlippinWai 24
if there wasnt one, I am sure you just gave us the idea. I will send a memo.
Original_Outcast 23
he probably means in bed, like how he can have sex constantly. Nah, just run the hell away.
RoseBlack123 37
I'm scared for you OP. he clearly needs help
DommeAshlee 11
At least it is virtual abuse. But there is a strong chance it could turn real. RUN!!!!!!!!