Anonymous
Saudi Arabia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brighton, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Privacy
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Isabell
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
OhGodWhy
Indianapolis, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML
jesus christ, dad
Manchester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Knock first
Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML
dinosaucer
United States 🌶️ Spicy
You wanker
Today, I was accused of masturbating during work. I was actually just getting something out of my pocket. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
So frustratiiiiing
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
GoldenTornado11
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Anonymous
Camarillo, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Rubbing one out on the sly
Today, I went over to talk to my boss. I must have snuck up on her because she was masturbating through her pants. She stopped and I had to chat away, pretending I didn't notice. FML
DearLord
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Next, on The Jerry Springer Show…
Today, I had to explain to my boss that masturbating in public is inappropriate. This isn't the first time this has taken place. FML
Anonymous
Fort Lauderdale, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
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starflyer59 17
look them in the eye and finish like a boss!
Dcm210 19
You shouldn't be doing it in public anyway.
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Comments (138)
RodzillaX 30
You're gonna rub yourself blind OP.
finch01 18
most not knock...
Louis1992 9
It's pretty sad how u gotta do it more than once smh
Faff 20
the fact that you say person instead of roommate/familymember confuses me. where you masturbating in public?
Faff 20
were*
spottyblanket 8
Be more considerate of your roommate op.
23Z9TZO 18
Story of my life.
jedawi 13
Wow first FML I read from A fellow Saudi and its about masturbation
Kiyaralovestolol 14
That's just unlucky. FYL
JSever 9
Sounds more like a personal problem
Alhamdulilah 15
This comment got too many positive votes.