Anonymous
Saudi Arabia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brighton, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Privacy
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Isabell
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
OhGodWhy
Indianapolis, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML
jesus christ, dad
Manchester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Knock first
Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML
dinosaucer
United States 🌶️ Spicy
You wanker
Today, I was accused of masturbating during work. I was actually just getting something out of my pocket. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
So frustratiiiiing
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
GoldenTornado11
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Anonymous
Camarillo, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Rubbing one out on the sly
Today, I went over to talk to my boss. I must have snuck up on her because she was masturbating through her pants. She stopped and I had to chat away, pretending I didn't notice. FML
DearLord
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Next, on The Jerry Springer Show…
Today, I had to explain to my boss that masturbating in public is inappropriate. This isn't the first time this has taken place. FML
Anonymous
Fort Lauderdale, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
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starflyer59 17
look them in the eye and finish like a boss!
Dcm210 19
You shouldn't be doing it in public anyway.
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Comments (138)
tygerarmy 35
Next time ask them to give you a hand.
ColbyM88 5
unless it was by a family member
NoFlippinWai 24
or especially if its a family member, depending on what yoire into. no judgement.
RoseBlack123 37
... pretty sure if you got caught once, you should stop... ._.
challan 19
Stopping without completion is never a good time.
rg350dx 29
That makes them horny in both senses of the word!
NoFlippinWai 24
thats it freshpie, look at the big... picture.
ileenefudge 29
Maybe do as everyone else suggested and get a lock? It's really not that hard to get one or lock the door if you already have one.
allliseee 8
roommates? then get youself a 'dont disturb' door hanger.
NoFlippinWai 24
or "If theres screaming, its probably rape" sign. Its more funny if youre alone though.
chandlerbelacic 17
I feel really bad for you... Ill get you a lock for Christmas
Mossears133 15
Maybe you should change your tactics
NoFlippinWai 24
and ************ destination.
jjmiller1001 17
isn't that "illegal" over there?
FluxPavilion 6
Are you retarded?
NoFlippinWai 24
probably just uninformed. dont make fun of the uneducated.
slappygecko 21
Did you look them straight in the eye and finish strong?
jstorie95 8
Should've learned your lesson the first time
Viet_fml 9
Your fault for getting caught.