Today, my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounts when she goes in for maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it, but she's probably getting discounts on other services too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my girlfriend is only with me because I'm a mechanic and I fix her constantly broken-down car for free. FML
Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML
Today, I told my wife to not drive our car as it has a steering problem and is starting to shake. I got home from work to see it had a flat tire, and asked her if she went anywhere. She'd thought I was exaggerating and went out for coffee. I've been a mechanic for 7 years. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, I had to take my horribly misogynistic grandad to get his car repaired. After it was done, he realised the repair had been done by a female mechanic, so he refused to pay or leave until a “proper mechanic” checked over his car to make sure she hadn’t fucked it up. FML
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Top comments
Olovio 5
Then go on a date with YOUR mechanic and see how she likes it!
emmiep1011 7
get a new girlfriend maybe?
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Comments (232)
whiteboy7thst 2
ouch...
CoconutMuffin 5
That sucks buddy! Maybe you should go out with the manager of a Dillards and say it's okay that you're sleeping with her because your girlfriend will get discounts on clothes. You'd only be helping your girlfriend ;).
opendoorclosed 8
And you let her go with him? Love is free but, c'mon man....
LairaIsKindaCool 6
exactly what I thought ..,
Sielune 8
OP, are you a repairman by chance?
urdirtyolduncle 15
Sounds like an excellent idea for a porno, if you ask me
rbubbles 20
what a *****!!
YacL 15
Tell her how you feel about it.
eshhayz 0
talk about a shitty situation
angelpies 0
It's time to make her your ex.
angelpies 0
Why must you comment on every FML saying "that's a shitty situation?"
Davyy 0
I love how the OP just assumes that she's getting discounts on other things
jdengel 0
it was a good comment, I would have taken credit for it
tylersign 11
#1 I don't believe that you're actually whiteboy7thst...
yak526 0
i would make some cheesy joke about the mechanic"check under the hood", "take it for a test drive", "check the trunk", "check the oil" but i dont see how any of that applies here.
6joe9 0
OP you are her boyfriend !! well look at the bright side you're getting DISCOUNTS too :)
CptGap 0
giggity
brooooks 0
ohhnoo ..
urdirtyolduncle 15
Actually, she's more like, "ohhyess .."
brooooks 0
haha i know :p
DeLpHe3zY 7
Why the army.. Go Navy AIRR
Olovio 5
Then go on a date with YOUR mechanic and see how she likes it!
glimitless 0
yea..given the large population of female mechanics
TayonaC 10
^ lol right? and how many of them are actually good looking? most are nasty butch looking trannies. -__- unless you like that type of girl....
kingtz 6
2 people who just didn't get #3's joke...
jordanp17 3
sleep with someone. and then when your girlfriend asks why you did it say that other girl just slept with you so she could get a discount in whatever it is op does. that should put her in her place.
DeadxManxWalking 27
female mechanics are hot
JayBear14 11
you deserve better
sematariux 7
so do you =) hahaha
xxsarahfxx 6
^pervert.
opendoorclosed 8
^ ninja
shaneac 0
^Oxymoron (read his name)
urdirtyolduncle 15
^Geek(read his bio)
dotmyg0t 0
how the **** is that preverted?
NomOnShroomz 14
^retard (read his comment)
dotmyg0t 0
he said she deserves better? how is that perverted? all you can do is call me a retard?
NomOnShroomz 14
^retard
btnhdude 0
double win^ (ehehehehayaheya-kazoo)
tdevito08 0
agree if she's that low then put her on the curb
JayBear14 11
35- pretty sure I don't, I'm in a very happy and comfortable relationship. OP on the other hand is with a girl who is loose a couple screws.. hope the mechanic can fix that.
Davyy 0
Oh I'm sure the mechanic can fix that
julian928 5
hey
NomOnShroomz 14
180- I really hope someone moderates your comment.
NomOnShroomz 14
Yay :D
killinem12345 3
Hey
reversezebra 0
awh, poo.
Bizenghastly 0
are you implying ops gf is into tht kinda thing??? ; ) (it's fine if you don't get it...I'm tired,& it's not even that funniii,)
emmiep1011 7
get a new girlfriend maybe?
tdevito08 0
deff agree here
hellokat1 0
I also agree. OP, your girlfriend is a dirty liar and stupid for thinking you'd believe that story.
dtbomb 3
Dear Penthouse.....
Bigdanish9785 3
get a new girlfriend until she apologizes amd realizes what she did is wrong
Zomg_Okay 27
You forgot a bit. Fixed it for you: "Get a new girlfriend until she apologizes and realises what she did is wrong, then don't take her back anyway."
lovexbox 8
If you're going to fix a comment the least you could have done is spell correctly.
LiznessMonster 9
Where's the spelling mistake? If you're talking about "realises", it's correct in British English... And that was needlessly mean to say, what did they do to you lovexbox?
duckiecrazy 0
does she even have a car?
kaleighiscool 0
Wtf ? Raaandom ... O__o ?
darrell8 4
not really
mackop 0
obviously...? she wouldn't be going to a mechanic if she didn't.
amritsidhu6 0
stfu ur so stupid
fairygirl88 5
hey, car repairs can be expensive. discounts are awesome
Raori 25
do you offer an 'oil and lube' too?
Creamysweeps 5
...
johnnie254 7
think before you speak, bitch..
coco3004 0
you know nothing. obviously you don't value honesty!!!
GARCYA23 0
lmao
ollallie 0
I'm not gonna lie this comment made me laugh although I would never do that mean crap
xtacticalswarmx 0
fairygirl is the OPs girlfriend lol