Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend admitted that he had cancelled our Sunday date not because he was ill but because he spent the whole the day with his depressed ex-wife, I was always telling him to check on her, but out of nowhere he felt need to lie and hide their meeting. FML
Today, the guy I've been looking forward going on a date with had to cancel due to Covid. This wouldn't have been an issue, if I didn't see him later that night posting about him at a bar with another girl. FML
Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my cheating ex, asking if I would go out with him tonight. After 3 years of no contact, I decided to give him another chance and gave him my address for his GPS. I was then told that I lived too far and he didn't want to drive. He cancelled. I live 15 minutes away. FML
Today, I was coming home from a date, I saw my ex standing in my drive-way. He had dumped me 2 months ago saying he couldn't talk me. To make him jealous, I made out with my new guy before greeting him. Turns out he couldn't talk to me because he had had cancer and had been afraid to tell me. FML
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ollie179 21
that is why god invented cops.
XxbubblegumkizxX 8
o.O thats not creepy...
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rat3dxx 0
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madhukar 3
ur date n u need to get a restraining order.
streethearts 0
that just sucks!! haha
FFPulley 9
I got an idea. don't date a guy that's such a pussy. tell him to confront the ex. every male gender in the animal world thrives off of confrontation. what's the matter with men these days?
demonspeed 0
the animal world doesn't have boom sticks...but you are right, he should man up, walk out to his car and drive off. if the ex follows that's what cell phones are for. have a little fun with it.
FFPulley 9
boomstick. CLASSIC! I like it.
demonspeed 0
"shop smart...shop S Mart...". Bruce Campbell FTW
Cheylea 10
Sounds like your ex is a little too possessive.... :/ Sorry OP
tanntann 0
were his knees flexing and his arms t-rexing?? because if they were then hes a creeper xD
Lovepink13 0
Do the Creepp-ahhh!! We should tell the Lonely Island we found their long lost 4th person!
DeadxManxWalking 27
sneak out the back?
Grayfoxx 5
what kind of ****** would sneak out of their own house?
Ashleyadams2013 0
wow dude needs to jst grow some balls and come get u... what a pussy
mchakkiwala 0
what a pussy..like you! lol
inkblotdrummer 6
people like that need to learn to get over it, it's over.
Flutist 3
My question is how the ex knew about your date. It sounds like you have problems with your ex that go deeper than him sitting outside someone's house. You should call the police if he is stalking you to the point where he knows about your dates and being threatening to your dates. If you announced it on Facebook and are friends with him still on there, then you need to rethink how you treat your ex. No contact. Change your number, change your passwords, delete him from facebook and make sure he is aware that you will be pressing charges if this continues. Don't tell your date plans to people before the date.