Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I was on good terms with my ex, and I thought we were going to get back together. I let him use my car to go back to his place after being at mine. I checked the GPS log and saw a familiar address. I then found out he was using my car for booty calls with someone I considered a friend. FML
Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML
Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML
Today, my mom picked my ex-boyfriend up early from school to take him to see a special screening of a documentary that's showing in town. She left me after school for an hour and a half because they ended up going out for coffee afterwards. FML
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Lillith_fml 5
an ex is an ex for a reason ;)
Tubasaurus 0
I have a feeling that only one side thought that this night was a date.
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Comments (72)
Sah_fml 0
lmao
Andrieux_fml 0
No. No, you aren't.
genius_man16 1
I was thinking the same thing. He obviously didn't think it was a date, so YDI for thinking it was and getting mad when it wasn't. Plus, he's an ex for a reason is he not?
dikinass 0
CCCCCOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yamba_fml 0
YDI for not TALKING TO HIM ABOUT WHAT YOU'D BE DOING
KumoFF7 3
YDI for mugging homeless children.
troller_fml 0
YDI for causng global warming. Al gore: 1 You: 0
humorizer 14
I feel compelled to congratulate you trolls on your determination!
MisterHenry 0
YDI for having a boyfriend who has friends.
TheSuitGuy 0
YDI for not stealing his friend's truck.
Aniland 2
YDI. You were probably the only person who assumed that it was a date.
dikinass 0
@humorizer suck my ****
happyhak 5
@dikinass, You should probably grow one first
Lillith_fml 5
an ex is an ex for a reason ;)
shortypie 3
She should read He's Just Not That Into You!
Yin_Yang92 0
Haha, I second #61's motion!
aubrey1 0
I approve it(: motion passed:P
manoverboard 0
Wonder why he's your ex. :o
Tubasaurus 0
I have a feeling that only one side thought that this night was a date.
angeluv_2014 22
My thoughts exactly
chocoLIFE_fml 2
haha poor you XD
spatan89 0
are you saying he's your ex now because of this FML or was he already an ex before this FML?! Hmmm...
CyclonePsycho 1
This is a very serious question to consider. Was he your ex before or after?
dimkims 0
I'm thinking he was an ex at the time from the way it's worded, but I could be wrong.
Andyangels27 0
what a badass and asshole
DameGreyWulf 1
DAMN FML KEPT SAYING MY COMMENT DIDN'T EXIST WHEN I TRIED TO EDIT... I meant "guys'," not "guy's." As in, no girls allowed except hookers.
bbbbbbb89 0
it doesnt
DameGreyWulf 1
It appears every now and then. I should rrrreally stop trying to post when FML is being retarded.
ilg4evr 0
why would u get back with him? he was obviously an ex for a reason. that's your fault for giving him the opportunity to be an asshole
RichYungReverse 0
in my eyes he treated you like one of his friends. idk if this is an FYL Or YDI because who knows why yall broke up, which is what i'd base my decision on either way ex's shouldn't date.
chlorinegreen 27
I wouldn't send my friend home right before going to a party while I had getting supplies and talking about it all day while my friend was there. How mean.
OneandOnlyOne 0
WHY are you DATING your ex? He's your ex for a reason. Find some other guy to date!