Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend admitted that he had cancelled our Sunday date not because he was ill but because he spent the whole the day with his depressed ex-wife, I was always telling him to check on her, but out of nowhere he felt need to lie and hide their meeting. FML
Today, the guy I've been looking forward going on a date with had to cancel due to Covid. This wouldn't have been an issue, if I didn't see him later that night posting about him at a bar with another girl. FML
Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my cheating ex, asking if I would go out with him tonight. After 3 years of no contact, I decided to give him another chance and gave him my address for his GPS. I was then told that I lived too far and he didn't want to drive. He cancelled. I live 15 minutes away. FML
Today, I was coming home from a date, I saw my ex standing in my drive-way. He had dumped me 2 months ago saying he couldn't talk me. To make him jealous, I made out with my new guy before greeting him. Turns out he couldn't talk to me because he had had cancer and had been afraid to tell me. FML
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Top comments
ollie179 21
that is why god invented cops.
XxbubblegumkizxX 8
o.O thats not creepy...
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Comments (169)
joefrazier 20
how did your ex even know about the date
stinkysmom 0
I'm assuming they're in high school. either that or it's a really small town. She is in Alaska, and we don't have many big cities up here.
kaykay20 0
Anchorage isn't that small sounds more like he's stalking them on purpose. No matter what age they are that's just plain creepy.
Tektite 14
Time for a restraining order much? I think so..
andres19 0
maybe he's just waiting outside to wish your date good luck
KickItHigh 32
He sounds like one of those abusive ex's who are possessive... Just guessing. Or he really is scary. O.O
ForeverRealTx 0
Sounds like your date is a big ol pussy anyways.
KarinnaAC 0
thats actually pretty sexy! hes jealous! ahaaa (; take advantage!
sematariux 7
you know why he's there? because your crazy ass told him who you were going out with and gave him specific details because your probably a drama queen. sorry that's how these things usually work
Peashout 3
Shoulda told him to man up...
loser_lover95 9
WTF? Tell him to grow a dick.
Jasonf6 0
call the cops?