Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, I had to tell my ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" and ended up threatening to make my life hell if I don't tell my new boyfriend that the child is his. FML
Today, I realised how little my husband trusts me after I told him I was pregnant and the first words out of his mouth were, “Is it mine?” FML
Today, my ex messaged me, saying he got his new girlfriend pregnant and that he thinks I have something to do with it. He thinks I put it in her head that they should have a kid together, when he says he didn't want any in the first place. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
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konnermoses 0
he's not too smart :-/
aliadnan708 6
wow ur bf is truly an idiot!
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Comments (511)
hmmdevonn_fml 0
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firstt?
imosim 0
yes, yes you are
Iloatheyou 0
Whoo. Throw a parade.
therealbmw 2
honesty at it's finest....
konnermoses 0
he's not too smart :-/
JesusFishTaco 5
I'm lucky I thought about the FML before i commented on this because my mind processed it differently. So I concur, her bf is a dumbdonkey.
CatEyes66 0
He's not the biggest peanut in the turd. Huh!
JesusFishTaco 5
What?
notsocrazee 0
stupid and a cheater? double offence!
notsocrazee 0
stupid and a cheater? double offense!
PushMyButtons 5
oh my gosh.....your bf is so stupid I literally had to think about this one. the stupidity of this is amazing hahaha :) favorite-ed
crymore007 11
40 speaking of doubles...
anon2468 0
what an idiot.. f your life dump the cheating dumbass..
chlorinegreen 27
I think he was just trying to act stupid. he either was completely stoned off of who knows what (no offense to the drug takers) or that was his "great plan" of telling you "I cheated and I want nothing to do with you or this baby so I'm going to act like a complete dumb **** and tell you something stupid" thinking he would get off scott free. you sure know how to pick them op. FYL indeed
fthislyfe 22
#82 is totally right. there's no way one can be that stupid
crackiebob 0
your kid is going to have downs. abort it now!!
Bravo11 14
Double Wammy, ftw.
pertained 12
Is he a redneck? lol.
unfortunate_13 5
so... are you and kelso still together?
sweeetboy 5
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Maybe her boyfriend meant that he's not letting her keep the child; he's going to raise it with the girl he cheated with instead.
nick315 8
maybe he was bi had sex with a guy still had the other guys semen on him and some how got it is her ******. and also meant it might not be my kid cause I was cheating on u when u got pregnant! :p
ryno101 3
and this is why mankind created birth control kids...
FreebirdIII 1
229, the husband was saying the wife who had the baby, might not be the mother.
juicedboi 7
I won't lie, I had to read that a few times to realize what was going on. Shoulda said it might not be his because you were thinking of another man during sex.
Oreogasm 5
nope. and he should be castrated so he can't contaminate the rest of the world
kyarush 10
duuuuurrrrrpppppp
morgan020 0
And to think this guy is reproducing :/
That1GuyUNo 0
AGREED, also how is there not more "You totally deserve it" votes. She went out with a retard and let him bang her. YOU DESERVE IT YOU IDIOT.
MrHughJass 0
229 Sperm dies shortly after it comes into contact with the air.
mariavan 0
Triple offenSe. Learn to spell.
cannonpalms 0
lol wha?
some_shit 0
child support
zendaddy0 0
the guys and girls both trade something after sex that's why all my friends with girlfriends turn into *******
leader0011 5
read it once and thought okay... sooo what. read it again and realized the true stupidity going on here lol
mmichealaa 0
hahaha that made me laugh .. i cant believe everyone just ignored that lol ...
kcutie 0
no
stro88 6
Good luck. Hope you were cheating too cuz if that's his baby the Spartans woulda tossed that child.
pcentral 17
You're hot bro
aprilita 8
My exact thoughts!
THEsuperMANLYman 10
Op you deserve it for being dumb enough to get pregnant and for dating this idiot.
zomgbies 17
Wow. I didnt think it possible, but you're dating a complete and total moron!
aliadnan708 6
wow ur bf is truly an idiot!
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
jokes aside, lets just hope the baby really is hers!
crymore007 11
I fear for the future with idiots like this...and I'm 15. I shouldn't be worrying about that kind of stuff. Hopefully your child will never meet it's idiot of a father. Even though that's messed up in a sense, it's all for the best.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I just hope the baby isn't his! though I guess anyone dumb enough to sleep with him isn't exactly on the nicer side of the gene pool.. it's like that movie Idiocracy where the idiots breed like rabbits and smart people like me die off cuz we can't get laid D;
Sonnii 1
people like him that should not be reproducing.....
Sperrys 3
Fave, only 'cause its too stupid. Lol
DeathMaple 3
81- Or the smart people use birth control and have up to 3 kids or so whereas the dumb people have like 5+
iTerrorized 4
Then who's baby is it?!?!?!
newnew8 0
HAHAHAHA , best fml ever !
spasticsam717 9
And how old is he?
bryyxoo 0
12
raney150 0
Well, he's old enough to get her pregnant, so he should be smarter than that.
wolfsoul 0
does it matter?..
ItCldBeWorse 1
Apparently, we're going to have another Amber and Gary. *sighs*
Boygenius50 8
HOW could you have let him procreate??!
Carebear423 0
he shoulda used birth control!
bjdavey 8
You deserve it for having sex before marriage
MaryJane232323 9
WOW HES A KEEPER!
AaronTkr 0
my typa guy.
genesisnirvana 11
stupid and a cheater is your type of guy?
Yourmomschesthai_fml 1
it's called sarcasm.
lucas002 0
Yeah he's a keeper alright. In the basement!
musicphreakk 0
He Is Dumb A'F
RockstarRN 10
Wow! I pray your child isn't as stupid as his/her dad! What a horrible way to find out he was cheating!
docscientist 10
Seriously. I truly want to know how people like him *ever* attract anyone under *any* circumstance.
borichick1 0
or reproduce!
kingghidorah 10
they shouldn't be allowed to reproduce if they're that stupid
sweetkitty26 0
I hope you cheated on him during that time to because it'd be a shame to have a child with that.
yasssx3 6
ahhh funny shit ;)
Quall1357 0
your hilarious. not
lilmisslovely13 15
why does this have so many dislikes??
icecreammintz 0
why is this comment rated so low? i mean seriously this is funny stuff.
bingababe 16
Not only were you cheated on, you were cheated on by a man with a negative IQ. Double **** your life!!
Corry_fml 1
bahhhhahahahh Well Said
TheNewGuy03 29
heh, make that triple, because she has his baby. jeez, it really doesn't get any better... |the kid|
safaeita 32
that negative IQ remark was funny as hell
tpiper2852 0
sounds like a real keeper... not. I am sorry he is such a loser =|
lulututu 4
Woah. You have an idiot for a boyfriend