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Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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that is why god invented cops.

XxbubblegumkizxX 8

o.O thats not creepy...

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either ur phsyco ex bf is huge or ur bf is a pussy..but seriously op, fyl

FlyingLazerWALRU 0

that pussy...

b00z3nw33d 0

what... a... puss, i'd fight him for you

Dial 9-1-1

i call restraining order

restraining order.;

Your ex is a stalker and thus you need a restraining order, OP. Just saying.

u have a bitch date