Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend admitted that he had cancelled our Sunday date not because he was ill but because he spent the whole the day with his depressed ex-wife, I was always telling him to check on her, but out of nowhere he felt need to lie and hide their meeting. FML
Today, the guy I've been looking forward going on a date with had to cancel due to Covid. This wouldn't have been an issue, if I didn't see him later that night posting about him at a bar with another girl. FML
Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my cheating ex, asking if I would go out with him tonight. After 3 years of no contact, I decided to give him another chance and gave him my address for his GPS. I was then told that I lived too far and he didn't want to drive. He cancelled. I live 15 minutes away. FML
Today, I was coming home from a date, I saw my ex standing in my drive-way. He had dumped me 2 months ago saying he couldn't talk me. To make him jealous, I made out with my new guy before greeting him. Turns out he couldn't talk to me because he had had cancer and had been afraid to tell me. FML
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Top comments
ollie179 21
that is why god invented cops.
XxbubblegumkizxX 8
o.O thats not creepy...
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Comments (169)
gigi03 5
How does your EX know who you were going on a date with?
derskittles 5
Bahahahahahaha... sorry to hear you have such a stalker ex but that's hi-larious
rikka315 0
Hah! Your ex sounds awesome.
starrpower 0
oh wow that's kinda scary/: I'd be afraid of your ex.
kaykay20 0
Your ex is seems to stalking you and every guy you date so you should get a restraining order soon as possible.
itsbritneybixchh 0
is your date's name by chance, Scott Pilgrim?
mab_987 5
HAHAHA That's the best comment I've seen all day lol!
dazed_confused94 9
haha awesome(:
Alphadawg88 0
Tell him to man up. Fyl for having a pussy of a boyfriend.
corrinaswan 0
wow someone has issues and needs a dash of therapy
Quiet_one 22
And neither you nor your date thought it would be a good idea to call the cops on him? If there's a good time to do it, that was it.
KymanxStenny 2
You should have called the cops.