Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend admitted that he had cancelled our Sunday date not because he was ill but because he spent the whole the day with his depressed ex-wife, I was always telling him to check on her, but out of nowhere he felt need to lie and hide their meeting. FML
Today, the guy I've been looking forward going on a date with had to cancel due to Covid. This wouldn't have been an issue, if I didn't see him later that night posting about him at a bar with another girl. FML
Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my cheating ex, asking if I would go out with him tonight. After 3 years of no contact, I decided to give him another chance and gave him my address for his GPS. I was then told that I lived too far and he didn't want to drive. He cancelled. I live 15 minutes away. FML
Today, I was coming home from a date, I saw my ex standing in my drive-way. He had dumped me 2 months ago saying he couldn't talk me. To make him jealous, I made out with my new guy before greeting him. Turns out he couldn't talk to me because he had had cancer and had been afraid to tell me. FML
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Top comments
ollie179 21
that is why god invented cops.
XxbubblegumkizxX 8
o.O thats not creepy...
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Comments (169)
sweet_candy_ 17
I wouldn't blame him your ex sounds scary. Why would your ex go over to his house I am pretty sure it's not to have some tea.
bizzy1705 0
yup that only happens in England.
Slim2306 10
well you never know it's pretty cold in Alaska haha. To be honest you'd think the guy would have the guts to just walk out. It is his property after all. Atleast you know he's more mature and less psycho than your ex I guess :).
TNSRES9172 0
Hey some of them femsles r crazy
Randuhh_17 4
not today sir...today..it's a male..
therealbmw 2
you should quick scope drop shot him with a 360 killcam
tkdtapout10 1
No scope is better lol
therealbmw 2
very true
crymore007 11
What a brilliant solution ^^
Oreogasm 5
jumping 720 random tomahawk would be more epic.
rocketeer_97 1
That is pretty creepy OP.
bichtygurl 0
sounds like my ex maybe their friends lol
Marzee 14
They're. There. Their. Learn the difference. In this case, it's "they're".
thesinginguy 18
actually it is their because their is possessive, nice job buddy. better luck next time.
SteelCladAngel 0
actually it's they're /maybe 'they are' friends/ you dumbfuck
truededication 0
lol such a fail
a_nutritionist 10
actually it could go either way given the lack of grammar to discern the point being made. the only fail is from the dumbfuck who wrote the original comment.
Stroke_Her_Ace 15
actually it's they're, replacing the words they and are
Livinia 11
He should leave the house, but have the cops number ready to call just in case.
ImTotallyAsian 0
Isnt ur picture of Selena Gomez or do u look like her??
Bishopgoldy 0
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TheTwistedOtaku 16
For some reason I just pictured that octopus waiting outside of Peter's house on Family Guy. lol
FFPulley 9
or the Evil Monkey!!
sxe_beast 11
9-1-1
Randuhh_17 4
no! it's 1-1-9
italiangurrl 8
no, no. it's 1-9-1.
JoeyPterodactyl 0
So the date exits his house and watches the ex glare like a moron.
xMissxMurderx 1
he should suck it up and confront him. sorry, but I wouldn't date a guy that couldn't defend himself.
HuttonT 3
That's what I'm saying. There's not a single one of my girlfriend's exes that I wouldn't confront if they tried to scare me away.
sourgirl101 29
I would like to agree with you, however I have a friend that dated a girl with a crazy ex and he got stabbed and a slash straight across his face as a result. And.... she ended up going back with that ******. There aren't many girls I feel are worth the trouble. But than again, I live where gangs are a huge problem so my case may be different.(:
toplinesportsny 0
I would confront him!