dumped
South Africa
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
whatever
Calgary, Canada
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Grrrawrwtf
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
rplovez
Canada
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Awkwardly_dumped
You got mail
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
springbreak09
Mexico
Today, I left for vacation in Mexico. Upon landing, I received a text message from the guy I've been seeing. It read, "Sorry, I'm not boyfriend material. Have a good trip." I paid 75 cents to get dumped, internationally. FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
MariadelMar
United States
Today, I flew 8 hours to visit my boyfriend. When I arrived at the airport, and he started taking long to show up, I checked my email to see the info. I hit the junk mail by accident and found his last 10 emails in there. He had broken up with me a week ago. FML
pabj208
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Don't back down, double down
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and my heart is shattered to pieces. The worst part is we are supposed to go on vacation together in a week, and neither of us is backing out, or giving the other the room, so it looks like we’ll be staying together on vacation for 11 days straight. FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
I can just imagine.. "Hi sweetie, The weather is GREAT, and it's all so beautiful here!! I'm swimming all day long and the bounty beach... just WOW! xoxo John. PS. I'm breaking up with you."
MissMittens 0
I hope he gets attacked by pirates >:(
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Comments (209)
NYBellz 0
good than he def doesn't deserve you
tlynn78 1
Hope he get Natalie Holloway-ed.
SluggerJ 7
why didn't you go with him so he doesn't dump you & start having one nighters
manningkillsbrad 0
what a pussy
emily14swim 0
^agree. some are dirtbags
bennybenben12 0
you mean you got a postcard from your EX-boyfriend ^_^
versace_chick 0
Your comment : why the hell are you talking bout stds?? does the caribbean have more stds than anywhere else?
versace_chick 0
Your comment : how is that unnecessary? if its not talking bout our colour its something else. now apparently we have a plague of std.
heathersmorin 0
Instead of going Your comment:, you can hit the little arrow to the bottom right hand corner of the comment that you want to reply to. When you hit that arrow, and submit your reply, after reloading the page, your comment will show up under the comment you replied to when you click on it
mrtoothpick 11
Definitely better than him cheating on you, getting herpes from a Carribean hoe, giving it to you, and then both of you going to the doc and being all wtf!?
oblio 0
hey, at least this guy has the class to break up with you instead of cheating on you. sucks OP but consider yourself lucky.