dumped
South Africa
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
whatever
Calgary, Canada
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Grrrawrwtf
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
rplovez
Canada
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Awkwardly_dumped
You got mail
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
springbreak09
Mexico
Today, I left for vacation in Mexico. Upon landing, I received a text message from the guy I've been seeing. It read, "Sorry, I'm not boyfriend material. Have a good trip." I paid 75 cents to get dumped, internationally. FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
MariadelMar
United States
Today, I flew 8 hours to visit my boyfriend. When I arrived at the airport, and he started taking long to show up, I checked my email to see the info. I hit the junk mail by accident and found his last 10 emails in there. He had broken up with me a week ago. FML
pabj208
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Don't back down, double down
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and my heart is shattered to pieces. The worst part is we are supposed to go on vacation together in a week, and neither of us is backing out, or giving the other the room, so it looks like we’ll be staying together on vacation for 11 days straight. FML
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Doortje 30
I can just imagine.. "Hi sweetie, The weather is GREAT, and it's all so beautiful here!! I'm swimming all day long and the bounty beach... just WOW! xoxo John. PS. I'm breaking up with you."
MissMittens 0
I hope he gets attacked by pirates >:(
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Ikushka 3
I think I understand him. Fyl
ughhhbaby 0
dammn sorry too hear that
JoeMan13 0
at least the dude thought of u to send a postcard haha.
staceysgenesis16 0
hahaha vinny lmao .. but your right atleast he broke her heart in a nice way .. hmm .. lol
JoeMan13 0
is that a good or bad thing that I look like him?? hahaha. I don't thing I do.
staceysgenesis16 0
haha !! dnt trip joeman !! lmao its not a bad thing ! if i told you u looked like snooki TTHEN ud hav urself a sloppy situation ! :P
JoeMan13 0
if I looked like the chick I'd kill myself haha.
staceysgenesis16 0
haha oh dont kill yourself !! you hav to do another season !! :O lol jk
JoeMan13 0
hahaha wow!! u hella retarded :)
staceysgenesis16 0
haha ohhh thx !! that makes me feel good about myself! lmao im hella awsome i kno that >:]
JoeMan13 0
u a retard :)
JoeMan13 0
hahaha. u awesome?? don't look like it haha. nah u seem like a cool girl.
JoeMan13 0
hahaha. u awesome?? don't look like it haha. nah u seem like a cool girl.
staceysgenesis16 0
hah !! ohh thxx !! ur a mental !! :] but its okay we all accept your condition .. haha pssh im awsomesaucenesstic stuff!! >:]
JoeMan13 0
mental!? u saying I'm a retard!! wow!! hella hater haha. don't be hating on my swag shawty :)
staceysgenesis16 0
ahahh !! PSSH watchu talkin bout ??! i dont hate :P lolol !! n u said i was mental so if i am you are too !! dumby :]
JoeMan13 0
hahaha. so were retarded together?? that's cool :) and yeah shawty u be hating on my swag :) hahaha. ayy u 16?? u look a little older lol. I'm 16 to tho :)
staceysgenesis16 0
haha okay okay were retarted together lol thatz awsome lmao .. but yeah im 16 hahhh how old do i look ?? 19 ?? bleh im an old woman .. but pssh i dnt hate on swagg !! im no hater !! :)
staceysgenesis16 0
u dnt look 16 !! ur atleast 25!! ahaha jk ur no creeper :P
JoeMan13 0
haha I really look that old?!? damn!! people say I have a baby face lol.
staceysgenesis16 0
haha !! nooo pssh relax i was jk baha u do hav a baby face !! lolol but its okay :D lmao its not a bad thing .. atleast u dont look look older than you are .. like the situation haha
JoeMan13 0
hahaha u hella into jerseyshore huh?? :)
staceysgenesis16 0
hahah well noo not really but ur face kinda got me started on it !! :P sorry bout that lololi like it tho !! ahah
JoeMan13 0
hahaha. my face is sexy ;) lol. ah jerseyshore is cool I guess.
SirEBC 7
Wow..
staceysgenesis16 0
haha !! pssh MY awsomeface is sexy !! >:] lmao and yeah its kinda stupid but i think its funny hehe
JoeMan13 0
haha. u hella into yourself huh?? ah I don't blame u. u seem like a cute girl. but that shows wack haha.
staceysgenesis16 0
haha thxx !! but pssh noo im not into myselff i just say that stuff wen im jokin around .. i mean its all true (obviously) lmfao but uhh yeah i think its dumb but like i said its funny n i eventually find myself watching it anyway :P
JoeMan13 0
hahaha u are conseded!! haha. ur hella funny :) lol.
staceysgenesis16 0
haha i am NOT conseded !! is that even how u spell that ??! baha but uhh yeah thhxx ! :D im a humorous person lol ....... retard .. JK muahahahah >:]
JoeMan13 0
who knows how u spell it haha. and wow!! ur the retard. stop lying to yourself. and there u go again hating on my swag!! haha. damn we've been talking a lot haha. I've never really talked to anyone on here lol.
staceysgenesis16 0
haha !! WATT ??!! ur crazy !! theres just no other word that describes u !! ur just a crazy !! lolol n i aint hatin on ur swagg mista i swear !! haha ur swagg is ... awsome ... lmao but yeah i dont think ive ever had an actual convo here before :D thats amazing
JoeMan13 0
haha u know ur hating :) lol. and I know my swags pretty awesome :) haha. ayy I gotta game tomorrow so imma crash out. it was cool talking to u. idk if we'll ever talk again tho!!! :( ahhhh!!! lol. nite :) and u be hating ;D
staceysgenesis16 0
hahah !! pssh yeah look whose conseded noww !! bahahhh !! :P ill talk to u again mentall ! lmao u bee hatin on my FACE >:] goodnight !! haha :)
JoeMan13 0
haha yeah I'll hit u up again :) lol. yeah I'm hella hating on u haha jkjk. u wack :)
staceysgenesis16 0
haha aright then ill .. WOAH WOAH aint u suppost to be in bed ?? get ur ass in bed haterrr !! lol u neeed to be rested so u can hate to ur full potential tomoz !! hehe u wackkkkerzzz ! :)
MEM0817 18
I feel dumb now......
SirEBC 7
How did the mods allow this fuckery?
chosenen 6
That sucks. On the bright side, at least he didnt cheat on u, got to give him some cred for that. Assuming that he left u for someone else.
lmaoatall 6
oooh snap, he's picked himself up a caribean queen. sorry op, please feel free to destroy his property, sabatage his personal life. we will not look down upon you for these actions.
monagro 22
Its better than him cheating on you.
sannamm 5
what an assface. I hope he get bitten by something and then abducted by pirates! oh! and then put in jail for sleeping with the underage bartender :)
man_in_black08 28
wow wht evil ppl on earth.. since when has having a bf become a birth right?... ppl shud learn to calm the f*** down
RawrB3 0
61 it's not that he broke up with... her? it's HOW he broke up with him/her the guy should at least gave the decency to break up with her in person by doing this he's basically saying that 1 he doesn't respect her enough to have a conversation with her when he breaks up with her and 2 that their relationship meant so little to him that he doesn't care how totally devastated she would feel he should be able to listen to her and let her express herself
biggary19 3
normally yeah he would be an ass but he was in the carribean. not like he could hop on a plane and then go back without paying for em. at least he didn't cheat
versace_chick 0
Your comment : i wouldnt doubt it. we caribbeans can be men stealers lol. sorry hun. next time send him to disney land not a place where there is women in bikinis everywhere you go
Brax0826 0
Ya Caribbean women are ****** all they do is suck D so it's easy for a guy to cheat when your around ***** like that!
Talian_fml 4
Umm that doesn't sound surprising seeing as how he went on a vacation WITHOUT you. If my bf did that I'd be worried.
mintcar 10
He's getting banged by a Caribbean hottie.