Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
You got mail
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, I left for vacation in Mexico. Upon landing, I received a text message from the guy I've been seeing. It read, "Sorry, I'm not boyfriend material. Have a good trip." I paid 75 cents to get dumped, internationally. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, I flew 8 hours to visit my boyfriend. When I arrived at the airport, and he started taking long to show up, I checked my email to see the info. I hit the junk mail by accident and found his last 10 emails in there. He had broken up with me a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
Don't back down, double down
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and my heart is shattered to pieces. The worst part is we are supposed to go on vacation together in a week, and neither of us is backing out, or giving the other the room, so it looks like we’ll be staying together on vacation for 11 days straight. FML
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Doortje 30
I can just imagine.. "Hi sweetie, The weather is GREAT, and it's all so beautiful here!! I'm swimming all day long and the bounty beach... just WOW! xoxo John. PS. I'm breaking up with you."
MissMittens 0
I hope he gets attacked by pirates >:(
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Comments (209)
chaleighrae7 4
agree^
BrooklynnStroker 0
What a dick!
chaleighrae7 4
why did he leave without you in the first place?
FlashBurn 13
Correction: MOST guys are jerks. It's just that the nice ones are overlooked because they don't put themselves out there. Women mainly date the jerks anyway, dunno why. They always seem more attracted to them...
vivsss 11
aww he found a foreign girll! steal his best friend.
heathersmorin 0
Now that's original. Being dumped via post card. Fyl!!
Brax0826 0
Hahahahahaha, that guy is awesome. Did he give you VD before he left?
MEM0817 18
If he didn't have vd before he left he prob has it now...
mrtoothpick 11
This is win.
ChiTownSharon 4
that really blows
jess6blondie9 3
He found someone that's hotter than you, and decided to hook up with her. He decided to break up with you first so he didn't feel like such a douche. What he doesn't know, the girl he dumped you for has chlamydia, herpes, and a penis.