Today, my girlfriend hates my friends and I'm not allowed to talk or hang out with them. She keeps threatening my job. The only reason I'm still with her is because she will try and get me fired. She's crazy and so is the rest of her family. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML
Today, my girlfriend got fired from her job for arguing with her female coworker. I found out from a mutual friend that the reason they were arguing was because they were fighting over "a hot male coworker" who hooked up with the female coworker. I think I need to leave her. FML
Today, I have a girlfriend. Our moms are best friends. Our dads are best friends. Our younger siblings are best friends. Our grandparents have known each other for 70 years. I hate my girlfriend. I have hundreds of texts proving she’s a cheating whore, but I feel trapped by our families' happiness. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, because her military father, who doesn't like me, continuously threatened my safety for dating her. Now he's threatening to kill me for dumping her. I can't win. FML
Today, my girlfriend chose to hate-stalk her ex-best friend's social media, then angrily rant to me for over an hour about what she saw. This happens three or four times a week. They last spoke over a decade ago. The last time I suggested therapy, she didn't speak to me for a week. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, all because I don't text her throughout the day. Last week she told me she would get fired if she was caught reading texts at work, and to stop texting her during her work hours. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years threatened to break up with me because when she came by my work, she saw me talking to another girl. The girl was a trainee. I'm the boss of the company, so it's my responsibility to train new people. FML
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Haldu 50
Talk to your boss/manager about your situation, to prevent them to make false complain. And then leaver her and change the locks.
mahifml 1
Start looking for another job, as soon as you get one dump that toxicity. Switching a job in any field is not that hard tbh.
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Comments (5)
MidnaLink 35
Are you dating your boss? You seriously stuck your dick in that level of stupid?
Yudith 28
If OP was, there would be no "try and get me fired", only "fire me".
Haldu 50
Talk to your boss/manager about your situation, to prevent them to make false complain. And then leaver her and change the locks.
mahifml 1
Start looking for another job, as soon as you get one dump that toxicity. Switching a job in any field is not that hard tbh.
poopface82 25
Some people would kill for that level of job security.
RichardPencil 32
Crazy? Crazy for you, that is! You've got a keeper there. It's hard to find anyone so devoted to you. Happy for you!